PETER TEBOW TEBOWS ABOUT TEBOW’S TEBOW-GAME TEBOWICS, AND OTHER TEBOWNERDNESS
Tebow. TEE-bow. Verb. To defeat an opponent while overcoming a major impediment.
In this case, the impediment being 7,000 credentials media members storming onto the field to get a signed glove from their new crush.
Tebow, in the fourth quarter and overtime: 18 of 24, 191 yards, one touchdown, no picks. His late-game heroics — there’s really no logical explanation.
Other than that HE PLAYS VERY WELL LATE IN GAMES. That’s an actual, real-world explanation, and it fits all the symptoms of TEBOWMANIA OF TEBOWVILLE. But no, be the lazy kind of $@#%head who just throws his hands up and is like, “You can’t explain this kind of stuff! I’m not saying it’s the hand of Jesus at work, but let’s just assume it is because that’s fun!”