Tim Tebow, contemporary tortoise to today’s NFL QB (the hare)

Tebow evokes "Tortoise and the Hare"

Page 2 proudly puts its own spin on the classic children’s fable “The Tortoise and the Hare.”

Parents across the country will surely be printing this one out for the little Tebowites...

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