Tim Tebow Is The 21st-Ranked Team In The NFL, According To The NFL
From NFL.com’s weekly power rankings, where some poor editor got so sick of the Tim Tebow media frenzy that he ironically ranked him ahead of eleven NFL teams. If I’m not mistaken, this means: Tebow > the Chiefs, Browns, Jaguars, Vikings, Cardinals, Panthers, Rams, Dolphins, Seahawks, Redskins, and Colts.
What do you get when you combine the religious fervor of tens of millions of evangelical Tebow fans with the ardent criticism of mainstream media types like Cris Carter and Merril Hoge? One giant cluster#$!*, that's what. Tim Tebow, as we guessed all along, is now greater than the sum of the entire Broncos organization. Chris Berman took to calling the Broncos the Denver Tebows several weeks ago. Why stop there? Just eliminate "Denver" from the name, too.