Tanier to Irsay, Colts fans: Love the one you’re with

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How you react to your ex’s happiness depends on two factors. The first is your current romantic situation. If you are eating microwave beef stew over the kitchen sink for dinner, or dating someone who crushes cigarettes out in Sambuca shot glasses, you may find yourself bitter and stalkery. If your love life is providing even a little fulfillment, it’s easier to move on.

Typically hilarious stuff from Tanier. However, given the content of Jim Irsay's tweeting history, it may actually be more truth than metaphor.

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