If you’re wondering how Jones’ rehab is going, it’s going well enough that he was on a party bus early Monday morning with teammate Bryant McKinnie and a stripper named Sweet Pea. And apparently, Sweet Pea and Jones didn’t get along. According to TMZ.com, Sweet Pea hit Jones over the head with a ‘gigantic Ace of Spades bottle.’ After Jones was hit with the bottle, an ambulance was reportedly called for ‘a bleeding male.’ According to TMZ, not only did the blow to the head hurt Jones, but he was bleeding everywhere after it happened.
This only gets better if Sweet Pea is a Broncos fans.
I’m glad we had this talk. Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.