Manning: look, Pa, I got me a duck and a deer

Peyton Manning hunts following Denver Broncos' loss

Life could be worse for Peyton Manning. Yes, his Denver Broncos were upset by the Baltimore Ravens in last week’s divisional playoffs. Still, things are just fine for Manning. His neck works. He hasn’t been Catfish’d. He’s nowhere near the crime blotter.

Instead, he’s traveling the country with old friend, Colorado Rockies first baseman Todd Helton, shooting rifles in the woods. We imagine this brings him great peace. “He told me he killed, in one day, a duck in Colorado and a deer in Mississippi,” Archie Manning told The Associated Press on Saturday.

While we're still bitching about the loss last week, Peyton Manning is going Ted Nugent.  

No word yet on the rumor that Rahim Moore is fly fishing in Montana.  

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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