John Elway for NFL Executive of Every Year

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Broncos (-9) 28, Ravens 27: I think John Elway should be granted the next 15 NFL Executive of the Year awards for what he did this year alone. If I were Elway, I’d just walk around all day with my balls hanging out of my pants. Who’s gonna argue? He made the Broncos better AND ruined Tim Tebow’s career all in one offseason. I take back all the mean things I said about his horsey face.

Of the eight teams left, I’m pretty sure I want the Broncos to win it all. Denver Peyton still remains far more likeable to me than Indianapolis Peyton, and a Broncos ring would come at the expense of either Jim Harbaugh, Green Bay fans, Bill Simmons’s pet pick, or the Falcons. Shit, I hope he wins the Super Bowl 97-0.

Undoubtedly, Denver Peyton > Indy Peyton.

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