In case you’re unsure why we refer to them as the LOLJets…

J-E-T-S! Pain! Pain! Pain!

March 13, 2012: Jets owner Woody Johnson on Peyton Manning: “We passed on him,” Johnson said of Manning on the Fox Business Network, which is a network. “We’re signed up with our quarterback. Sanchez is not leaving. We’ve got a pretty good tether, we’ve got five years. We like Mark.”

He likes Mark. This is typical of the Woody Johnson experience: attempt a secret strategy. When said strategy is exposed and then fails, simply lie. Then give the person you’ve lied to $58.25 million.

Granted, you had no chance at signing him anyway, but thank you, Sticks Johnson, for having "passed on" Peyton Manning.

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