How to impersonate an NFL football player and drive him absolutely nuts

The real Phillip Thomas signed with the Eagles; his sly imposter wanted to be on the Redskins
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Somebody has been pretending to be the safety from Syracuse, spinning a story so convincing that the fake Phillip Thomas has appeared on blog posts, conducted radio interviews and tweeted a bogus signing with the Washington Redskins. The fake Phillip Thomas created a Facebook page loaded with pictures of the real Phillip Thomas along with photos from inside Redskins Park. The fake Phillip Thomas even posted a picture of a Redskins playbook that appears to have been taken in a hotel room.

On Friday, the real Phillip Thomas laughed nervously as he scrolled through the fake Phillip Thomas’s Facebook page on a laptop. He was shocked by the fake Phillip Thomas’s misspellings, pointing out that the fake Phillip Thomas had used the word “week” when he should have used “weak.” All of it unsettled him, he said. For instance, what was the page’s main photo, which appears to show someone talking to a group of children in a classroom? The implication was he was speaking to a class, but he had never seen the children or the room or even the photo. The person talking to the class is conveniently looking down, his face hidden from view.

“I have no idea who this is,” the real Phillip Thomas said. “He’s got to be watching my every move.”

One of the strangest stories you'll ever read, to be sure.

The key to recognizing a fake, of course, lies in the details.  One that struck me was when the fake Thomas talked about the significant time he spent with Mike Shanahan

We all know Shanny doesn't waste his time on you unless your name is John Elway, Robert Griffin, or Dale Carter.  

He's got better things to do, like work on his base tan. 

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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