D.J. Williams gets 30 days of house arrest

Broncos' D.J. Williams to serve 30 days in-home detention — but after Super Bowl
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A Denver County Court judge on Wednesday sentenced Broncos linebacker Genos “D.J.” Williams to 30 days of in-home detention for his most recent DWAI conviction but delayed the penalty’s start date until Feb. 7 — just after the Super Bowl.
Prosecutors sought a month in jail, saying it was Williams’ second ability-impaired driving conviction in just over five years. He also faces two years of mandatory probation.

If D.J. has any trouble killing his newly-found free time, we've got a few suggestions:

  • Work on becoming a better secret keeper
  • Purchase a Whizzinator, learn how to use it.
  • Store up some drug-free urine to save for testing, so he doesn't have to use non-human piss anymore.
  • Program the telephone numbers of some Denver-area car services into his phone, and add them to his Faves

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