Arian Foster may run for a living, but he doesn’t walk anywhere

Arian Foster gifts Segways to line

The star running back gifted each of his offensive linemen with a Segway personal transporter on Wednesday.

Foster said the Texans’ offensive linemen were always getting on his case about him riding his Segway.

“I feel like all of them big hogs up front can enjoy the joy that I get from riding my Segway,” Foster said, according to the Houston Chronicle. “Guys like Chris Myers and (Duane) Brown and Wade Smith, they’re always getting on me about riding my Segway. ‘You can’t walk? You’re too good to walk?’

If the Broncos play the Texans in the playoffs, please, someone, anyone, tamper with Foster's Segway so his legs get tired and he feels no joy.  

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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