Arian Foster gifts Segways to line
The star running back gifted each of his offensive linemen with a Segway personal transporter on Wednesday.
Foster said the Texans’ offensive linemen were always getting on his case about him riding his Segway.
“I feel like all of them big hogs up front can enjoy the joy that I get from riding my Segway,” Foster said, according to the Houston Chronicle. “Guys like Chris Myers and (Duane) Brown and Wade Smith, they’re always getting on me about riding my Segway. ‘You can’t walk? You’re too good to walk?’
If the Broncos play the Texans in the playoffs, please, someone, anyone, tamper with Foster's Segway so his legs get tired and he feels no joy.
Where did it all go wrong?
In September 2010, there was a notice from the water company taped to the door of McKinley’s house in Aurora, Colo., and rent that was past due. He had a court date to increase his child support payments. On crutches, with reality suffocating him, he got on a plane to South Carolina. He went to the clubs and walked the same streets he used to walk with Murdock and Thomas. He went to the Gamecocks’ Sept. 11 home game against Georgia. When his face appeared on the big screen, the crowd erupted in a standing ovation. McKinley soaked it in and waved. He was still the biggest star at Williams-Brice Stadium.
He stayed with Terrence Campbell, an offensive lineman for the Gamecocks at the time, and Campbell asked him to hang around in Columbia longer. It would be like old times. McKinley said he had to go. He told Campbell to get to work and focus on his season.
McKinley went back home to Georgia for a few days, watched his old high school team play a football game, then flew to Denver on Sept. 19. He paid his back rent, post-dated a check for October and chatted with his landlord’s 11-year-old son, a Broncos fan. McKinley went out that night, then slept in.
Sometime in the early-afternoon hours of Monday, Sept. 20, 2010, he pulled a sheet over himself, put a semiautomatic .45-caliber handgun to his head and squeezed the trigger. He was dead when police arrived at his house on Caley Place. The shades were drawn; the TV was on with the volume down low. McKinley died with the NFL Network on.
If you've got the time, we highly recommend you check out this story on the late Broncos WR Kenny McKinley and his pact with two college friends to make it in the NFL. It also gives a few more details about McKinley's relationshp with former Broncos QB Tom Brandstater, who emptied his bank account to help McKinley with his growing expenses. Finally, it paints a picture of a young man who struggled with the need for friendship, the desire for success, and the setbacks of life--in other words, with being human.
Not Judging Browns by Record
“They’re 3-0 versus our division,” Head Coach John Fox said. “They’ve won three out of four of their last games. Really, that was a close game last week against Washington. They’ve got good players. I’ve said all year long, we don’t look at team’s records, we look at the tape and they’re very capable.”
Although I may not be the biggest John Fox supporter when it comes to strategy, I do love the dude's ability to keep a straight face while telling everyone to fear the Cleveland Browns.
After all, they've beaten the Chiefs, the Raiders, and the Chargers (by one point).
Stop laughing. Fear Cleveland.
When you really study the skills that each player brings to the table, it’s hard to go wrong with either man. Smith is a dominant pass rusher with intriguing skills and a non-stop motor. While he is still refining parts of his game, it’s tough to dispute his effectiveness. Miller is a monster playmaker off the edge with a game that is polished in every aspect. He can rush the passer from the linebacker position or as a defensive end, or he can play in coverage. Given that he has such a versatile and explosive game, Miller gets the nod in a close debate.
Don't get us wrong - anyone would take Aldon Smith for their team. But choosing between him and Von Miller? That's an easier choice than Bucky Brooks portrays.
Smith leads Miller in sacks by 3.5, but Von is ahead in tackles for loss, by wider a 25-17 margin; PFF has Miller down for 82 pressures and an overall grade of +77.9, which both dwarf Smith's impressive 65 pressures and 19.8 grade. The difference is Von's completeness, thanks to his vastly improved play against the run and in coverage.
Smith's a great player in his own right, but Miller is a superstar who is already surpassing comparisons to his idol Derrick Thomas, and instead should be measured against the great Lawrence Taylor.
The many faces of Jay Cutler
“You know, I’m becoming more and more aware of it. Parts of me just say, ‘Hey, forget it, just play your game.’ The PR people are always in my ear, ‘Camera here! Camera here! Watch this! Watch that!’ So it’s a mixed bag.”
On one hand, good for Jay - that he prefers being his true self - over letting the Jim Saccomanos of the world choreograph his facial expressions.
On the other, we sure are glad that Jay's there, and Peyton's here.
‘Coaching Confidential’: Q. and A. With Gary Myers
Shanahan also told me that John Elway once offered him $300,000 out of his own pocket to leave San Francisco and coach the Broncos. Shanahan, who had worked two different times with Elway in Denver, turned him down, but returned to the Broncos two years later.
Or, a guy who desperately wanted someone other than Dan Reeves calling plays for him.
Who is the best exec?
Elway found a way to resolve the Tim Tebow problem. Tebow may not be an accurate quarterback, but he is popular. Too popular. Tebowmania wore down a pretty good quarterback in Kyle Orton. When John Fox put Tebow into the starting role, it may have been painful watching the offense, but Tebow won games. I’m sure Tebow fans wondered how anyone would think of replacing him after he won a playoff game over Pittsburgh. Elway didn’t blink.
Elway thinks in terms of Super Bowls, not 8-8 seasons. Getting Manning prevented the Broncos from falling into a future of offense mediocrity and put them in the Super Bowl hunt if he stayed healthy. Even better, Elway was able to get trade value for Tebow, who went to the Jets. Tebow made headlines in New York, but the Jets are out of the playoffs for a second consecutive year.
People also forget Elway solved the Tebow problem in the most gracious of ways: he gave Tebow a choice between the Jets and the Jacksonville Jaguars, despite the fact that the Jaquars offered more in total compensation.
Wait--isn't getting less value a mark against being Exec of the Year?
Did we mention he bagged Peyton Manning?
Just as the last running back to win MVP, LaDainian Tomlinson, did so on the strength of eye-popping numbers — 1,815 rushing yards, 508 receiving yards and an NFL-record 31 touchdowns, 28 on the ground — Peterson’s 2012 campaign is too extraordinary to be ignored.
I’m even willing to apply an old most valuable litmus test: Close your eyes and picture the Vikings without Peterson. Would they be anywhere near a wild-card berth? Would they have beaten the Rams last Sunday? Would Ponder and head coach Leslie Frazier be in danger of losing their jobs?
Now open your eyes and watch Peterson run, on this or any Sunday. He’ll make his case with clarity and ferocity, all day.
Imagine the Vikings without Peterson?
Okay, I just did. At worst they're probably 3-13 like they were last year. At best, they're struggling to make the wild card.
Imagine the Broncos without Manning? At worst they're probably 5-11 or 6-10; further, they're struggling to emerge from a cesspool that includes the Chiefs and Raiders.
At best? You're seeing it right now--they're quite possibly the best team in football.
Peterson, Peyton astound, but don't forget these other comeback tales
It’s good to have friends in high places, and in Denver, nobody resides in the same stratosphere these days as Peyton Manning. At least in part, a relationship with the Broncos new quarterback was how Stokley’s improbable return to the NFL unfolded.
Let us also not forget that Stokes played some role (host, bicyclist partner for game of catch) in making Peyton's initial visit to Denver a familiar, and thus comfortable one. Does Peyton still sign with Denver without Stokley's presence and hospitality? Probably so. But we can't know for certain, and it doesn't matter.
He won't get any votes for Comeback POY, but for having headed to Duke in February and opened his home to buddy Peyton in March, we say, Thank You, Brandon Stokley.
Jets play Tim Tebow for a drive; nobody understands why
The five-play drive included two rushes from Tebow, a sack, and a delay-of-game penalty that set up a third-and-16, which resulted in a scrambling Tebow throwing the ball away.
All of this had Monday Night Football analyst Jon Gruden scratching his head.
“I’m not sure what they wanted to accomplish there,” Gruden said. “Sanchez moved the team in his first two possessions, and they had good field position. That was a mystery to me. I’m just not quite sure what they want to accomplish with Tim Tebow as a quarterback in this offense. Clearly, they’re confused, I’m confused, and I think a lot of people at home are, as well.”
Rex Ryan finally gave Tim Tebow a series. Yes, a series. Tebow pretty much bombed, but then he watched Sanchez throw four interceptions and botch a fumble in the last minute of the game. So I must simply disagree with Gruden that Sanchez moved anyone anywhere--all season. Why Ryan never made a move to Tebow in the red zone this year when the games mattered is beyond me. Tebow may not be a great quarterback, but the very thing Ryan is known for--grounding and pounding--is the very thing Tebow excels at. Rex Ryan truly baffles the mind (and the feet).
Something tells me had Tebow known Ryan was going to play him just enough to confuse the hell out of everyone, Tebow would have taken the deal to Jacksonville in a second. If I'm Tebow (did I just write that?), I'm doing everything in my power to get my hulking ass down to Jacksonville next year and start anew in a place that has the time and the ticket-sales capacity to give the spread option a serious go.
Something also tells me that the quarterback of the New York Jets is not currently on their roster. Does this sound familiar to anyone?