Mike Tanier's Monday Morning Hangover: The Peyton Manning 500
Five hundred touchdowns are as many as Johnny Unitas (290), Bart Starr (152) and Russell Wilson (58) have thrown combined. As of Monday morning, at least.
Five hundred touchdowns are more than Jim Kelly and Steve Young combined (469), Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw combined (485), and more than Troy Aikman, Roger Staubach and Joe Namath combined (493).
Let's play this again when he reaches 600...
“Oh, you know he had to be hot,” one of Brady’s former teammates said Sunday. “Look at what he’s got, and look at what they give Peyton. How can he not be jealous?”
Or, in the words of a Broncos player: “He had to be saying, ‘(Expletive) this (expletive). Look at all these weapons Peyton’s got. Where are my weapons? What the (expletive)?’ “
Not that he's going to get moved or anything, but if he's still on the Patriots roster come Week 17, Brady's 2015-2017 salaries ($24M in total) become fully guaranteed.
Why can't Bears realize potential?
“It’s a lot of little things,” Cutler said of the offense. “Turnovers are hurting us. Turnovers at critical times have hurt us, especially in the second half. We’ve been able to overcome them in the first half, but some of these second-half [turnovers] are hurting us. I’ve got to look at those.”
We blame Cutler for a lot, and certainly he has his faults—especially in the second half this season—but it’s not all on him. It’s just bad things tend to happen on his team. Cutler’s Law, as it were.
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
Jay Cutler is none of these men.
Aqib Talib has something to prove
The takeaway for the 28-year-old Talib was that new beginnings can trump old baggage. For a man who has been suspended or involved in a legal run-in at every level of his career, Talib is out to prove something critical in his first year in Denver: that the Broncos made a sound investment.
It's boilerplate as these things go, but still interesting to learn more about Talib's background.
Cutinella was the third high school football player to die in the past week, ESPN reported.
A high school player in Troy, Alabama, died after collapsing on the field after a tackle, and a Rolesville, North Carolina, high school player died after collapsing following pregame warm-ups, ESPN said.
Cutinella is the third football player in the metropolitan area in the past month to die. Miles Kirkland, 16, from Curtis High School in Staten Island collapsed on the field during a practice on Sept. 1. In Salem, New Jersey, last Sunday, 12-year-old Jeremiah Pierce died after collapsing during a youth league football practice on Sept. 23.
Our thoughts are with the families and friends of these football players, each of whom died far too young.
Rapid Reaction: Chicago Bears
Stock watch: Jay Cutler’s stock plummets here due to a pair of interceptions that led to Green Bay touchdowns. During his time as a Bear going back to 2009, Cutler has never (in 10 attempts) finished a game against the Packers without committing a turnover. Perhaps that’s why he’s won only one contest against Chicago’s main NFC North rival. In Chicago, beating the Packers is just as important to the fan base and ownership as advancing to the playoffs, and Cutler will never do that if he can’t stop committing costly turnovers.
This stuff never gets old.
Wilson or Luck, Foles or Cousins? History Says Order May Not Matter
When Kubiak plays, he can do no wrong,” wrote Michael Kinsley of the Denver Post in 1985, noting that talk-radio callers pined for the backup after every poor Elway performance. “If he isn’t perfect, that’s all right because he’s the second-string quarterback. If Elway isn’t perfect ... well, Elway has to be perfect, doesn’t he?” Sounds familiar.
Thank goodness Al Gore hadn't invented the Internet yet.
By the Numbers: Broncos’ Week 3 loss to the Seahawks
499: Passing touchdowns in Manning’s career after his 26-yard TD to tight end Jacob Tamme with 19 seconds remaining in the fourth quarter. It was his 100th passing TD as a Bronco, making him the fastest player in league history to tally 100 TDs with a team (35th career game. Dan Marino is second, with 44 games)
Despite the loss, it's cool to see Manning in the record books again as a Bronco.
Greg Cosell's Look Ahead: What Denver can do in Seattle rematch
People want to know if that’s a blueprint for how to beat Seattle. That doesn’t exist. Not unless you bring Philip Rivers playing as good of a game as a quarterback can play, which he did last week, and you also bring along Gates and Woodhead. If you don’t, those “blueprint” arguments are pointless. The Broncos don’t have anyone on their roster like Woodhead. They have a really good tight end in Julius Thomas, but he’s a different player than Gates. Gates is a bigger man with more physicality than Thomas. Thomas is more of a thoroughbred.
While we don't like what Cosell is saying, it's better than being told the opposite, just because Antonio Gates is an athletic tight end, and Julius Thomas is an athletic tight end.
How I Let Go Of My NFL Career
They all ask me about drugs. I give it to them straight. There’s one drug that’s more dangerous than all the rest. It’s called football. But there is glory in that drug. There is virtue. There is honor in throwing yourself on those train tracks. A lot of people make a lot of money from that sacrifice. In fact every motherfucker in this cavernous hangar-sized hotel ballroom makes money off of that sacrifice. They depend on it. They need it. And they will manipulate every argument to ensure that the virtues of football remain unsullied, so that their jobs and their names stay unsullied too.
Another must read from Jackson, this time an epilogue to his book, Slow Getting Up: A Story of NFL Survival from the Bottom of the Pile.
It's probably the least important of his points, but we still find it funny that Matt Mauck is now Nate's dentist.