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Scott Pioli may have gone all Dick Nixon on Handshake Haley

Arrowhead anxiety: Turnover off the field causes concern
www.kansascity.com

Looking up toward the ceiling, he darted into a back hallway before hesitating. Then he turned around, going back through a door and stopping again. Haley suspected that many rooms at the team facility were bugged so that team administrators could monitor employees’ conversations. Stopping finally in a conference room, Haley said he believed his personal cellphone, a line he used before being hired by the Chiefs in 2009, had been tampered with.

Paranoid? The Chiefs have adamantly denied that they tap phones or listen in on conversations. But as the team enters another period of transition after elevating defensive coordinator Romeo Crennel last week to head coach, interviews with more than two dozen current and former employees suggest that intimidation and secrecy are among the Chiefs’ principal management styles — and that Haley wasn’t the only one with paranoid thoughts.

“When you’re mentally abused, you eventually lose it, too,” one former longtime Chiefs executive said.

Wow.  Just wow.  What's more fun, watching Oakland pinch off Hue-bris Jackson or Scott Pioli act like he's dropping acid?  Quick, Scott, get down, I think I just saw the walls breathing. 

Tebow goes biblical

Tebow urges Denver’s Davids to conquer Goliath
profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

As if there weren’t enough religious references and images enveloping the Denver Broncos and quarterback Tim Tebow, Jay Glazer of FOX reports that Tebow delivered a speech to his teammates on Saturday morning urging the team to play the role of David, against the Goliaths known as the Patriots.  Glazer says Tebow received a standing ovation for his passionate remarks.  In a few hours, we’ll find out whether it pushes the Broncos toward another postseason victory.

I always did think Tom "Goliath" Brady stood six cubits and a span, which is the bible's way of saying almost ten feet tall. That guy can really see over his linemen.

Rick Reilly just realized Tim Tebow is a nice guy

I believe in Tim Tebow
espn.go.com

I’ve come to believe in Tim Tebow, but not for what he does on a football field, which is still three parts Dr. Jekyll and two parts Mr. Hyde. No, I’ve come to believe in Tim Tebow for what he does off a football field, which is represent the best parts of us, the parts I want to be and so rarely am.

Who among us is this selfless?

Every week, Tebow picks out someone who is suffering, or who is dying, or who is injured, flies them and their families to the Broncos game, rents them a car, puts them up in a nice hotel, buys them dinner (usually at a Dave and Buster’s), gets them and their families pregame passes, visits with them just before kickoff (!), gets them 30-yard line tickets down low, visits with them after the game (sometimes for an hour), has them walk him to his car, and sends them off with a basket of gifts.

Home or road, win or lose, hero or goat.

Apparently, there were a few stragglers left who didn't buy into the idea that Tebow was a good person off the field.  Reilly, it appears, has just come around to the idea.

Either that or he just needed to lay down a word count in order to keep up his end of his contract with ESPN.  

Who among us has been living in a cave, Rick?

Lombardi: Tebowmania is a motivational gift to Belichick, Brady

Brady, Pats will flourish in the face of Tebowmania; notes
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When has Tom Brady not been the main story? Brady is a Hall of Fame player and a huge celebrity off the field, but even he has to take a back seat when Tebowmania comes to town. And with Tebow getting all the attention, something tells me that Brady will play his best.

With the Tebow story running wild, this year’s Patriots should be fully tuned in to their coach’s message.

It's not often that a 13.5-point dog gets all of the attention, but that is the power of Tebow. Hopefully, the Broncos aren't buying into the hype, and they still see themselves as underdogs.

Double, double toil and Tebow

Salem sorcesses in Brady's corner, but won't hex Tebow
www.nfl.com

The group plans to gather Friday (the 13th, mind you) to nullify any curses associated with Brady being splashed on the cover of past issues of Sports Illustrated. No Tim Tebow hexes are planned—these are nice witches, with jobs and email addresses—but the ladies are heavily into Patriots football and not afraid to toy with the outcome.

We always knew Belichick had some dark arts on his side...

Jimmy Fallon: Timmy Stardust

VIDEO: Jimmy Fallon sings 'Tebowie' skit
eye-on-football.blogs.cbssports.com

Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ,
Can’t win by myself but with your help I might.
Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ,
Commencing fourth down hut hut hike.
Snap the football and may God’s love be with me…

Tebow to hit the clubs with Tiger?

Pebble Pro-Am Pairing Made In Heaven: Tebow, Woods
www.globalgolfpost.com

A highly placed source at the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am confirmed Thursday that the tournament is strongly considering issuing an invitation to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. The source also told Global Golf Post that if Tebow accepts, the tournament’s first choice as a partner for Tebow will be Tiger Woods.

Don't worry, we're not talking about those clubs. Get your mind out of the gutter! (via Waggle Room)

Bayless: Tebow should demand a trade

Tim Tebow: 'Lot of crazy polls out there'
espn.go.com

After what transpired last week, I will not be surprised if Tim Tebow asks for a trade once this is over no matter how it turns out…win, lose, or draw…I will encourage him to ask for a trade, maybe even to demand a trade…cause what happened last week…that locker room turned into a snake pit for Tim Tebow…not only did the veteran players turn on him after Kyle Orton returned to Denver and won that game, but the coaching staff sold out on him quickly.

The article beneath the video is actually very interesting, but, of course, it's the video that makes the news.  

Skip Bayless was asked about Tebow's future after Ed Werder reported that Tebow was annoyed by the special packages that Brady Quinn had last week.  As you might expect, Bayless was livid that the Broncos would even think about not playing Tebow under any circumstance.  

Where does Bayless think Tebow should demand to be shipped to?  Jacksonville, naturally.

Perhaps Von Miller should demand a trade, too, since Mario Haggan has been playing for Miller on running downs.  

Sitting on the dock of the bay, watching Oakland burn away

The real reason Jackson's gone
msn.foxsports.com

My takeaway was that Hue-bris was playing a high-stakes game of racial politics. You see, Reggie McKenzie and Hue-bris Jackson are both black. Mark Davis, Al’s son, is white. If McKenzie fired Hue-bris, it’s extremely difficult to argue that Hue-bris was a victim of some sort of racial injustice. But, if Mark Davis escorted Hue-bris out of the building after one mediocre, injury-riddled 8-8 season, then Hue-bris, in his mind, has every right to subtly fan the flames of racial injustice…

...My takeaway is that within the Raiders organization there are a lot of beaten-down, worthless Al Davis flunkies who are scared McKenzie has been given the autonomy to scrub the place clean of beaten-down, worthless Al Davis flunkies.

All Huebris Jackson and the Raiders had to do was win their last game of the season.  Had they done that, Mark "Tommy Boy" Davis wouldn't have been able to do any of this, and Huebris would have had another year with his pet, Carson Palmer.  Sometimes, one game does a season make.

Burn, Oakland.  Burn.  

57% of people are totally misguided

POLL: 43% OF PEOPLE BELIEVE TIM TEBOW’S SUCCESS IS A RESULT OF DIVINE INTERVENTION
www.sportressofblogitude.com

According to a poll of 1,076 registered voters conducted on Jan. 8 by Poll Position (hey, just like the old arcade game, only spelled differently!), 756 (a sizable 43.3%) of those questioned who are aware of Tim Tebow and what he has been accomplishing believe that Divine Intervention might be in play as a means to explain the uncanny and unlikely success of the Denver Broncos quarterback.. To flesh out the results of the poll, 42% didn’t agree and 14% had no opinion. The margin error in the results is a +/- 3%.

In 1882, philosopher Friedrich Nietzche wrote the now famous lines, "God is dead.  God remains dead.  And we have killed him."

Nietzche never met Tim Tebow.  Had he, he might have revised those lines to read, "God was dead.  We killed him.  Then we replaced him with football."  After all, moral authority has to come from somewhere.  It might as well be from Roger Goodell.

Of course, had Nietzche hung out with Tebow, he might not have contracted syphilis, either. Oh, well, them's the breaks.