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Double, double toil and Tebow

Salem sorcesses in Brady's corner, but won't hex Tebow
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The group plans to gather Friday (the 13th, mind you) to nullify any curses associated with Brady being splashed on the cover of past issues of Sports Illustrated. No Tim Tebow hexes are planned—these are nice witches, with jobs and email addresses—but the ladies are heavily into Patriots football and not afraid to toy with the outcome.

We always knew Belichick had some dark arts on his side...

Jimmy Fallon: Timmy Stardust

VIDEO: Jimmy Fallon sings 'Tebowie' skit
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Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ,
Can’t win by myself but with your help I might.
Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ,
Commencing fourth down hut hut hike.
Snap the football and may God’s love be with me…

Tebow to hit the clubs with Tiger?

Pebble Pro-Am Pairing Made In Heaven: Tebow, Woods
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A highly placed source at the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am confirmed Thursday that the tournament is strongly considering issuing an invitation to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. The source also told Global Golf Post that if Tebow accepts, the tournament’s first choice as a partner for Tebow will be Tiger Woods.

Don't worry, we're not talking about those clubs. Get your mind out of the gutter! (via Waggle Room)

Bayless: Tebow should demand a trade

Tim Tebow: 'Lot of crazy polls out there'
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After what transpired last week, I will not be surprised if Tim Tebow asks for a trade once this is over no matter how it turns out…win, lose, or draw…I will encourage him to ask for a trade, maybe even to demand a trade…cause what happened last week…that locker room turned into a snake pit for Tim Tebow…not only did the veteran players turn on him after Kyle Orton returned to Denver and won that game, but the coaching staff sold out on him quickly.

The article beneath the video is actually very interesting, but, of course, it's the video that makes the news.  

Skip Bayless was asked about Tebow's future after Ed Werder reported that Tebow was annoyed by the special packages that Brady Quinn had last week.  As you might expect, Bayless was livid that the Broncos would even think about not playing Tebow under any circumstance.  

Where does Bayless think Tebow should demand to be shipped to?  Jacksonville, naturally.

Perhaps Von Miller should demand a trade, too, since Mario Haggan has been playing for Miller on running downs.  

Sitting on the dock of the bay, watching Oakland burn away

The real reason Jackson's gone
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My takeaway was that Hue-bris was playing a high-stakes game of racial politics. You see, Reggie McKenzie and Hue-bris Jackson are both black. Mark Davis, Al’s son, is white. If McKenzie fired Hue-bris, it’s extremely difficult to argue that Hue-bris was a victim of some sort of racial injustice. But, if Mark Davis escorted Hue-bris out of the building after one mediocre, injury-riddled 8-8 season, then Hue-bris, in his mind, has every right to subtly fan the flames of racial injustice…

...My takeaway is that within the Raiders organization there are a lot of beaten-down, worthless Al Davis flunkies who are scared McKenzie has been given the autonomy to scrub the place clean of beaten-down, worthless Al Davis flunkies.

All Huebris Jackson and the Raiders had to do was win their last game of the season.  Had they done that, Mark "Tommy Boy" Davis wouldn't have been able to do any of this, and Huebris would have had another year with his pet, Carson Palmer.  Sometimes, one game does a season make.

Burn, Oakland.  Burn.  

57% of people are totally misguided

POLL: 43% OF PEOPLE BELIEVE TIM TEBOW’S SUCCESS IS A RESULT OF DIVINE INTERVENTION
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According to a poll of 1,076 registered voters conducted on Jan. 8 by Poll Position (hey, just like the old arcade game, only spelled differently!), 756 (a sizable 43.3%) of those questioned who are aware of Tim Tebow and what he has been accomplishing believe that Divine Intervention might be in play as a means to explain the uncanny and unlikely success of the Denver Broncos quarterback.. To flesh out the results of the poll, 42% didn’t agree and 14% had no opinion. The margin error in the results is a +/- 3%.

In 1882, philosopher Friedrich Nietzche wrote the now famous lines, "God is dead.  God remains dead.  And we have killed him."

Nietzche never met Tim Tebow.  Had he, he might have revised those lines to read, "God was dead.  We killed him.  Then we replaced him with football."  After all, moral authority has to come from somewhere.  It might as well be from Roger Goodell.

Of course, had Nietzche hung out with Tebow, he might not have contracted syphilis, either. Oh, well, them's the breaks. 

Barnwell: Things not lining up for Denver as well as last week

Playoff Preview: Broncos at Patriots
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Sure, Brady vs. Tebow is a great storyline. Just make sure you’re ready for Chung vs. Bruton, too…Chung is one of the few above-average players on the New England defense when he’s healthy, so his presence should be a huge upgrade for Belichick & Co…The team was also without middle linebacker Brandon Spikes for that game, and Spikes could also play a huge role in improving the defense’s performance.

[Aaron Hernandez] finished with a team-high nine catches, 11 targets, and 129 yards. Denver will have to make a difficult choice this weekend: Do they let Hernandez do that to them again? Or do they try to eliminate him from the game and do their best with Gronkowski instead?...A lot of the factors that led us to lean toward a possible upset last week for Denver are gone. This week, they’re the team with more injuries.

Barnwell, of course, was one of the few analysts to rightly predict a Denver victory last week, for what that's worth.

Freeman: What if McDaniels were still around?

Ten-Point Stance: I was wrong about Tebow (and I'm far from alone)
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A first-round pick at quarterback is supposed to be a franchise player. We still don’t know if Tebow is that, but if McDaniels had stayed as coach, he likely would have designed a similar offense (and maybe a better one) for Tebow some time ago. In other words, the offense we see Tebow running might have been run at the beginning of this season or even last season.

McDaniels likely would have allowed Tebow to throw the ball more, coached him better, and believed in him more—because he drafted Tebow.

Obviously it's pointless, but still interesting to wonder what if - what if Tebow was still being coached up by Josh and Ben McDaniels, two people who presumably had unwavering belief in the guy? Instead, it's been quite clear that John Elway and John Fox have hemmed and hawed on Tim all year long (not that that wasn't understandable).

Why Tim Tebow is exactly like Microsoft and Rebecca Black

Hitler reacts to Tim Tebow beating the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC playoffs
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Hitler finds out that Tim Tebow beat the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC playoffs in OT and he’s not too happy about it.

Wilson: Tebow defies logic, physics

Tracking Tebow: wild, wild, wild-card weekend
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But in typical Tebow fashion, defying logic and physics along the way, he proved that above all else, he’s a winner. The Steelers were successful in what they sought out to do: shut down the league’s best rushing game. It’s just that they didn’t account for Tebow’s sudden mastery of the deep ball, nor did they expect cornerback Ike Taylor to have the the worst game of his career.

We joked about it on the most recent episode of the Pick-6 Podcast, but nobody—Tebow, his family members, Urban Meyer, his high school coach, Thomas—figured he’d be stroking it like he was Jeff George playing a pick-up game against a bunch of middle schoolers.