Weekly Limerick Schtick: Roger Goodell
Last week's topic was Demaryius Thomas. This week's topic is Roger Goodell.
With Roger Goodell at the head
there's always a reason to dread
the fine and appeal
that seems so surreal
since he fellates himself instead.
Now, take your own shot. Just remember to wear your jockstrap--tight. We don't want to see you hurt yourself playing with meter.
- Ted explains why he believes T.J. Ward will be the Broncos' most impactful free agent in 2014
- Ted predicts that the running game is going to come back into vogue in the NFL very soon, as a reaction to pass-focused defenses like Seattle's
- Doc explains how cannabis may hold the future of treating sports pain and extending careers
- Doc concludes his two-part series on the potential use of cannabidiol to reduce pain for athletes and lengthen careers