Weekly Limerick Schtick: Mitch Unrein

Sometimes you wake up and you go through the motions; other times, you feel a Limerick coming on.

Last week's topic was Elvis Dumervil.  After reading the story on Mitch Unrein this morning, I thought I'd better give him some space:

Unrein on the line is unreal,
and larger this year--sex appeal.
Wyoming Monet,
he brings it each day,
from practice squad to tungsten steel.

Let it breathe.  Then try your own in the comment section.  The worst thing that can happen is laughter.

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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