Last week's topic was D.J. "That piss ain't human" Williams. This week Elvis Dumervil earned himself the honor:
If Elvis did lift up his shirt
intending some bodily hurt
A ban he will get.
They cannot acquit.
The Broncos and Sacco: inert.
Now give your own Limerick go. It's not as fun as driving a Land Rover, but it's certainly cheaper.