Weekly Limerick Schtick: Elvis Dumervil

Last week's topic was D.J. "That piss ain't human" Williams. This week Elvis Dumervil earned himself the honor:

If Elvis did lift up his shirt
intending some bodily hurt
A ban he will get.
They cannot acquit.
The Broncos and Sacco: inert.

Now give your own Limerick go.  It's not as fun as driving a Land Rover, but it's certainly cheaper.

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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