You can stop emailing me. Back by popular demand, it's peanut butter jelly time--otherwise known as IAOFM's Weekly Limerick Schtick. This week's topic? Demaryius Thomas' route tree:
Demaryius Thomas so free
did not run the routes from the tree.
But the Teebs is gone,
replaced by The Don
of quarterbacks John could decree.
Take your own shot--if you've got something clever and can remember the finer arts of anapest meter. Or you may be drunk. In that case, just try and rhyme without passing out.