Von Miller guarantees SB 48 win for Broncos

Obviously, the Worldwide Leader, NFLN, and the football blogosphere will get some good mileage out of this one:

But there is some context...

We're glad to hear about Von's cousin, and look forward to Von and the Broncos delivering on his promise.

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