The Jesus, The Generator and the Experts - Week 15

Tim Tebow is starting.

Quintana just put on his #15 Jersey.

Let's roll.

You know the drill.  Peter King, a random number generator, and Tim Tebow all are stranded on a desert island.  These picks and Tebow are the only survivors.

Let's see how everyone did this week:

EXPERT Wins Total Percentage Rank
Ron Jaworski 129 193 66.84% 1
Jason Cole 139 208 66.83% 2
Accuscore 135 208 64.90% 3
ESPN Pigskin Pick 'Em 133 208 63.94% 4
Yahoo Users 132 208 63.46% 5
Mike Golic 132 208 63.46% 5
Mark Schlereth 132 208 63.46% 5
TJ "The Dude" Johnson 130 208 62.50% 8
Merril Hoge 130 208 62.50% 8
Peter King 129 208 62.02% 10
Chris Mortensen 129 208 62.02% 10
Les Carpenter 127 208 61.06% 12
Michael Silver 126 208 60.58% 13
Pete Prisco 124 208 59.62% 14
Doug Lee 124 208 59.62% 14
RNG 123 208 59.13% 16
Eric Allen 120 208 57.69% 17
Adam Schefter 112 208 53.85% 17
Jesus Quintana 104 208 50.00% 19
Raiders Fans 6 208 2.88% 20

I spoke to Doug Lee.  We might just combine our win totals at the end of the year so that we can beat that total eclipse of the nerd, Jason Cole.  

I have the slimmest of margins over Peter King with three weeks to go.  Does it concern me that he might catch up? Yes, but so does global thermonuclear war.  It doesn't mean that it is going to happen.

WEEK 15   Random Number Generator Jesus Quintana TJ "The Dude" Johnson Doug Lee
VISTOR HOME Pick Pick Team Team
SF SD SD SF SD SD
CLE CIN CIN CLE CLE CLE
WAS DAL DAL DAL DAL DAL
HOU TEN HOU TEN HOU TEN
JAX IND IND JAX IND IND
KC STL STL KC STL KC
BUF MIA BUF BUF MIA MIA
PHI NYG PHI NYG NYG NYG
DET TB TB DET TB TB
ARI CAR ARI CAR CAR CAR
NO BAL NO NO BAL BAL
ATL SEA SEA ATL ATL ATL
DEN OAK DEN DEN DEN OAK
NYJ PIT PIT NYJ PIT PIT
GB NE NE NE NE NE
CHI MIN MIN MIN CHI CHI

 

Quintana's Upset Specials

If you're not in on the joke or you don't read our good friend Ted Bartlett, Jesus Quintana is a cat.  He makes picks.  Yeah, it's strange.  I know.  But so is playing in eight fantasy football leagues, and that's not stopping most guys from ignoring their wives and scanning the latest injury report.

We always give the same warning.  Don't follow Quintana's advice if you value your picks.

1) Buffalo over Miami.  Fans of this weekly know Quintana's love for Jim Kelly.  It doesn't stop this week.

2) Detroit over Tampa Bay.  I'm just going to come clean.  Quintana keeps picking the Lions because he's color blind; silver and blue look bad ass to him. 

3) Denver over Oakland.   Quintana sees the future.  That future is Tebow.  Your season is done, Oakland. 

 

Peter King Actually Wrote This

"Looking more and more like Aaron Rodgers won't play. And from what I saw in Detroit, Matt Flynn against Bill Belichick is about as fair a fight as Peter King against Manny Pacquiao."

Yes, PK just put himself in the ring against Manny Pacquiao.  God bless us, everyone.

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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