The Jesus, The Generator and the Experts - Week 14

What´s worse than getting 86´d by Pat Bowlen Joe Ellis?

Getting caught by Peter King.

I'm sparing you the intro this week.  You know the drill.  A cat, A random number generator, and Peter King walk into a bar.  These picks are the result.

So let's get right to it and see how everyone did.

EXPERT Wins Total Percentage Rank
Jason Cole 128 192 66.67% 1
Ron Jaworski 118 178 66.29% 2
Accuscore 124 192 64.58% 3
Mike Golic 122 192 63.54% 4
ESPN Pigskin Pick 'Em 121 192 63.02% 5
Chris Mortensen 120 192 62.50% 6
Mark Schlereth 120 192 62.50% 6
Yahoo Users 119 192 61.98% 8
TJ "The Dude" Johnson 118 192 61.46% 9
Merril Hoge 117 192 60.94% 10
Peter King 117 192 60.94% 10
Les Carpenter 116 192 60.42% 12
Michael Silver 116 192 60.42% 12
Doug Lee 113 192 58.85% 14
RNG 113 192 58.85% 14
Pete Prisco 112 192 58.33% 16
Eric Allen 110 192 57.29% 17
Adam Schefter 104 192 54.17% 18
Jesus Quintana 95 192 49.48% 19
Raiders Fans 6 192 3.13% 20

One thing you can be sure of right now.  The RNG is going to whip Adam Schefter.  Schefter delivers breaking news with the best of them.  But he can't pick games to save his twitter.

Peter King now sits one game behind me in the standings.  I should consider spiking my orange-and-blue Kool Aid with hemlock.   

Doug Lee continues his ascension after a tough first half.  If I can't beat King, I hope Doug catches him.

Let's take a look at the picks for this week:

WEEK 14     Random Number Generator   Jesus Quintana   TJ "The Dude" Johnson   Doug Lee  
VISTOR HOME Pick Pick Team Team
IND TEN IND IND TEN IND
CLE BUF CLE BUF CLE BUF
GB DET DET DET GB GB
NYG MIN MIN MIN NYG NYG
CIN PIT PIT PIT PIT PIT
TB WAS TB WAS TB WAS
ATL CAR ATL CAR ATL ATL
OAK JAX JAX OAK JAX JAX
STL NO NO STL NO NO
SEA SF SF SF SF SEA
NE CHI CHI NE NE NE
MIA NYJ NYJ MIA NYJ NYJ
DEN ARI DEN DEN ARI DEN
KC SD SD SD SD SD
PHI DAL DAL PHI PHI PHI
BAL HOU BAL HOU BAL BAL

Quintana's Upset Specials

1) Detroit over Green Bay.  One word: Suh.

2) Washington over Tampa Bay.  One word: Shanny.

3) Carolina over New Orleans.  One word: Idiot.

Peter King Actually Wrote This

"In the latest chapter of the 2010 book, "Interim Coaches Lead Charmed Lives,'' Eric Studesville ("STOO-dis-ville,'' as he told me this week) becomes the third one this year to open his head-coaching career with a road victory."

That book must be sitting next to the book entitled, "Kissing Bob Costas' Ass on Sunday Evenings."

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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