The jersey makes the man

I'm not offended by the Tebow-as-Jesus jersey; in fact, I find it liberating. If some cat wants to spend a few hundred dollars of their hard-earned money outside of a strip club, who am I to judge?

Escapism is the American way. Some folks get addicted to gambling. Some folks get addicted to drugs. Some folks buy another man's replica jersey. Raiders fans do all three.

The point is that dudes that played Dungeons and Dragons have to grow up someday.  And when they grow up, they wear jerseys.

So I came up with a few jerseys of my own that all Broncos fans can get behind.

Even the nerds.

Tim Tebow

Of course I'm going to go here.  Rather than customize Tebow's jersey to say "Jesus," I thought I'd just cut to the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth:

Von Miller

What's faster than a locomotive?  Miller, of course.  Don't turn away.  He might get a sack:

Champ Bailey

What do you call a guy who has been the most consistent Bronco since, hell, I can't remember?  There's only one word:

Chris Kuper

I've not been the biggest Chris Kuper fan.  This year, that changed.  Any guy who will punch Ndamukong Suh in the face gets my vote:

Brian Dawkins

Dawkins may not be the same guy he used to be in coverage, but on a safety blitz, he's the same old comic-book hero:

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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