The Dude Abides: Tyler Durden’s 8 rules of Broncos training camp

I hear Tyler Durden is going to pay a little visit to the boys in orange and blue next week to set some ground rules for training camp.

Tyler Durden 8 rules for Bronco's Training Camp:

 

  1. You do not talk about Jay Cutler.  
  2. You DO NOT talk about Jay Cutler.
  3. If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, they get cut.
  4. Only three tight ends to a play.
  5. One hoodie at a time, fellas.
  6. No black gloves, no DUIs.
  7. Training camp will go on as long as it HAS TO.
  8. If this is your first training camp, you HAVE to fight.

If you are interested in seeing more of Mr. Durden's motivational speeches, go here.

Originally posted at MHR

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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