The Dude Abides: Jailhouse (Raider) Rock

Jail House (Raider) Rock -  Lebowskibronco

The warden threw a party in the county jail.

The Black Hole was there and they began to wail.

The Hutt was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.

You should've heard those knocked out Raider Fans sing.

Lets clock, everybody, lets clock.

Tom Cable and the whole cell block

Was lookin' for an assistant to clock.

 

Heyward Bey played the tenor saxophone,

Al Davis was too old to blow on the slide trombone.

Mike Mitchell (who??) from Ohio went crash, boom, bang,

The rhythm section an overpaid free-agent gang.

 

Lets clock, everybody, lets clock.

Tom Cable and the whole cell block

Was lookin' for an assistant to clock.

 

Tom Cable says to Randy Hanson on three:

You're the most annoying assistant  I ever did see.

I sure would be delighted to punch your company,

Come on and do the jailhouse clock with me.

 

Lets clock, everybody, lets clock.

Tom Cable and the whole cell block

Was lookin' for an assistant to clock.

 

Big Tom Cable was a sittin' on a block of stone

Way over in the corner weepin all alone.

Al Davis said, hey, buddy, don't you be no square.

If you cant punch Hanson use a wooden chair.

 

Lets clock, everybody, lets clock.

Tom Cable and the whole cell block

Was lookin' for an assistant to clock.

 

The Black Hole's got silver lipstick, for heavens sake,

They dress like drag queens since their team gets no break.

A commitment to excrement, now that's nix nix,

Another 4-12 record and more draft picks.

 

Lets clock, everybody, lets clock.

Tom Cable and the whole cell block

Was lookin' for an assistant to clock.

Originally posted at MHR

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