The Dude Abides: It’s limerick time for the Chiefs!

Divisional opponents inspire hate.  And mockery.  So let round one of the Chiefs' Limericks begin!.  

Here are five that I created.  Please feel free to make up your own.   And Chiefs' fans, please participate if you have the inclination (or you're not already mocking your top-5-draft-pick).  

At the end of the season, I'll do a post with the top 10 limericks from all the division opponents to vote on, so please rec the limericks that you like the most.

These five should help you get the hang of it (if you have an extra syllable or two here or there, who cares):

Epic Struggle

The Raiders and Chiefs vie for last place
so they can get next year's best draft space.
Even ugly Al
Looks pretty regal
Next to the Arrowhead stench we face.

Haley´s Vomit

Hey, Haley, there's a 3rd-Down party,
but your OC is too damn tardy.
Oh, you call the plays?
So it´s 0-for-days,
And the play calls are worse than Marty.

The KC Chiefs:  Enablers

LJ cried his way out of your town
with gay slurs and a sad little frown.
He's the six-year old
Who was never told
"No" and he still thinks he's got a crown.

Who's Your Daddy, KC?

The Nigerian Nightmare...well, no.
Not after Atwater brought the flow.
Okoye went down
A new sheriff in town,
And now the historians say, "whooooa.".

The Glory Days

'69 is a long time ago.
So wait for another 40 or so.
You've just got no chance
in your loser's trance.
No small bow.

Originally posted at MHR

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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