The Dude Abides: It’s limerick time - Chiefs, Round 2

Divisional opponents inspire hate.  And mockery.  So let round two of the Chiefs' Limericks begin!   

Here are five that I created.  Please feel free to make up your own.   It's the last game of the year, so if you've got something to take out on the Broncos, do it.  And Chiefs fans, please participate if you're still not busy counting how many 3rd downs you haven't converted. 

In all seriousness, Chiefs fans, you are some of the coolest cats rolling, so I know we will have a good time, once again.

At the end of the season, I'll do a post with the top-10 limericks from all the division opponents to vote on, so please rec the limericks that you like the most.

One last note: I can't thank everyone enough for continuing to bring some lightheartedness to a roller coaster of a season.  May these limericks provide you with a little laughter in your day.

Now all of you leprechauns out there, let's roll!

Do I Stay or Do I Go?

Are we in the dance or are we out?
Too many playoff angles no doubt.
Jets and Ravens lose, yes!
If both win, what a mess!!
Broncomaniacs, DO NOT yet pout.

The Chiefs and a Smile

These last three losses have you real down?
Well the cure is coming to our town.
It's the pitiful Chiefs,
who simply fall like leaves.
Now buck up with an upside-down frown.

The Season In Review

Six straight victories and it was fire.
McD was the best hoodie-for-hire.
Now that we've dropped seven,
the trolls are in heaven.
I'd prefer they simply eat barbed wire.

Ode to Samantha Fox

Matt Cassel throws like a girl for sure,
He's too lewd on 3rd downs to endure.
But naughty girls need love, too.
Chiefs fans, so don't get blue,
When you sign players so insecure.

Orton's QB Rating

The Neck Beard's at eighty-nine-point three.
Straight up ninety is where he should be.
KC is the buffet,
an all-you-can-eat tray,
where QB ratings get fat you see.

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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