In the spirit of demonstrating that Bronco fans are a cultured bunch, I present you a few Limericks....Raider Style.
Feel free to make up your own. I resisted the urge to do one about Jay Cutler. The Raiders just make it too easy...
There was a guy named Big Tom Cable,
Whose sneak attacks were very able
One day he spied Hanson
In meetings just prancin'
So he broke his skull through a table.
Raider fans, Sundays are Halloween.
Another silver and black drag queen?
Your team is so scary,
Your women so hairy,
That the Black Hole isn't awfully mean.
The Crypt-keeper won't draft a team need.
Like Tom Cruise, he's got the need for speed.
His draft board just consists
Of 40-yard dash lists
And unknown guys who likely can't read.
For a Hutt, JaMarcus throws so hard
That sometimes you forget all the lard
But even his rocket
Can't match the soft pocket
When you check down as slow as a guard.
Poor babies, Randy Moss got away
For a 4th round draft pick, you don't say?
Vampire Al had to watch
Himself kicked in the crotch
As Casual Chronic still could play!
