The cats over at Shutdown Corner brought our attention to a short-lived scrap (if you can call it that) between former Patriots linebacker Ted Johnson and current Patriots nose tackle Vince Wilfork.
Basically the story goes like this: Johnson went on a radio show and declared Wilfork's old lady the ugliest wife in football. Wilfork responded with this tweet:
@tedj52 your barking up the wrong tree I hear and see everything mother fucker— Vince Wilfork (@wilfork75) March 22, 2013
Johnson quickly backtracked and apologized, tweeting: "I just made a huge error in judgement and want to apologize to Vince and his wife for comments I made earlier today on a Houston radio show."
Never talk about another man's wife. Just don't do it--negative or positive (even if that wife-to-be is incredibly hot and engaged to Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker). It goes double when that man is 400 lbs, give or take fifty.