Game Day Limerick: Kansas City Chiefs
A lot of things happen when you get on a winning streak. One of those things is that you forget your responsibilities--namely, a game-day limerick.
So here goes (in pure-form anapests):
It's the last of the games of the year
for the AFC West to revere
the appeal of the pass
and a hoof up their ass:
it is Manning and Denver to fear.
Thanks to my boy Alaskan for reminding me of my responsibilities. Feel free to give it your own shot (anapestic or not) below. Just remember, crude and lewd is quite shrewd, dude.
- Ted explains why he believes T.J. Ward will be the Broncos' most impactful free agent in 2014
- Ted predicts that the running game is going to come back into vogue in the NFL very soon, as a reaction to pass-focused defenses like Seattle's
- Doc explains how cannabis may hold the future of treating sports pain and extending careers
- Doc concludes his two-part series on the potential use of cannabidiol to reduce pain for athletes and lengthen careers