Game Day Limerick: San Diego Chargers
One of our long-time readers, Alaskan, reminded me that I have a responsibility--nay, a duty--to post the most obscene gameday limericks possible.
It's a tradition we started long ago here at IAOFM; it's high time I held up my end of the bargain:
In the end all we have is our reign
that we leave on this earth through our strain.
But the Chargers are shit,
as a team so unfit,
that their legacy's only a stain.
With great limericks come great responsibility. Now it's your turn.
- Ted explains why he believes T.J. Ward will be the Broncos' most impactful free agent in 2014
- Ted predicts that the running game is going to come back into vogue in the NFL very soon, as a reaction to pass-focused defenses like Seattle's
- Doc explains how cannabis may hold the future of treating sports pain and extending careers
- Doc concludes his two-part series on the potential use of cannabidiol to reduce pain for athletes and lengthen careers