Game Day Limerick: New England Patriots
Happy Game Day, Broncos fans. Time again to break out something completely obscene:
If you're pondering Belichick's class
then you ought to consider a pass
on the shaking of hands
when he's losing the fans
and the score is shoved up his ass.
Sorry, I tried, but I just couldn't get McDaniels to rhyme with tiny Napoleon. See if you can.
- Ted explains why he believes T.J. Ward will be the Broncos' most impactful free agent in 2014
- Ted predicts that the running game is going to come back into vogue in the NFL very soon, as a reaction to pass-focused defenses like Seattle's
- Doc explains how cannabis may hold the future of treating sports pain and extending careers
- Doc concludes his two-part series on the potential use of cannabidiol to reduce pain for athletes and lengthen careers