Fat Man’s Limerick Schtick: Manti Te’o

All of this fake girlfriend stuff really has me worked up.  The only cure?

Another limerick:  

If the girl that you love is a con
on the web from a dude name of Ron,
     you should know it's a shame
     to attend Notre Dame
and expect cyber hummers, Don Juan.

Give it your best, and always remember, a limerick isn't a limerick unless it's crude, rude, and it mocks Notre Dame (or Vic Lombardi, Notre Dame grad).

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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