Elvis Dumervil Anger Matrix

Does Elvis Dumervil have a wee bit of a temper problem?

Things haven't gone as promisingly as one might hope.  First there was a little incident (allegedly) with a security guard at SAF (then known as Invesco).  Next came the road rage thingy (or not).  And today, Dumervil came to blows with Knowshon Moreno in practice.

It's good to be the king.  It's not so good to be the king of getting really pissed off.

Here at IAOFM, we believe it's our duty to help Elvis deal with any future anger.  For this reason, we've developed an Elvis Dumervil Anger Matrix.  The next time Moreno throws a ball at his chest, he can choose the most appropriate response.  First, though, he should consider counting to ten.

I’m glad we had this talk.  Now, vaya con Dios, Brah.

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