Good Morning, Broncos fans! As had been expected ever since they drafted a punter in the fifth round (!), Minnesota released civil rights champion Chris Kluwe on Monday.
Although Kluwe posted the best net average of his career in 2012, that mark ranked just 18th in the league, and he graded out as the 25th best punter according to PFF.
More recently, Kluwe has been, along with former Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo, an outspoken supporter of gay rights and marriage equality.
Naturally, the Vikings say that replacing Kluwe was purely a football decision, and the punter is quick to stress that he never used his candor to criticize the Vikings.
On the heels of Kluwe's public support for the HOF case of Ray Guy, Vikings ST coach Mike Priefer - who previously held that position with the Broncos - offered the following:
Those distractions are getting old for me to be honest.
Did the Vikings organization feel threatened by Kluwe's frankness? Some, including Les Carpenter, think it's the main reason they've replaced him. Others, like Mike Tanier, prefer to use this opportunity to remind us why this thinking man's football player is so likeable.
We'll wish Kluwe all the best, unless he ends up in Oakland, as the Star Tribune suggests is a possibility, along with Dallas, Cleveland, and Carolina. But no matter where he lands, we'll always appreciate Kluwe's justness and support for his fellow human beings.
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