The lockout has come to an end.
I find myself filled with terror--more terror than that time I woke up in downtown Oakland with an orange and blue butterfly tattoo and wearing only a Broncos thong.
Am I going to have Roger Goodell to pick on any more?
Probably. As long as Goodell makes a ridiculous $10 million for being Jerry Jones' lapdog and imposing inconsistent fines, he'll remain a comedic gold mine. If not, I thought I'd get my licks in one last time.
Here are some post-lockout bumper stickers you may have missed. If you missed our first edition, you can find it here.
These bumper stickers include a few from other teams, so if you want to forward them on, by all means go right ahead.
1. Post-lockout Euphoria
2. A New Commissioner
3. Tebow & Von Miller - The Sequel
4. How did Goodell and De Smith Get this Deal Done?
5. A Real Quarterback Controversy
6. Who Really Runs the NFL
7. Goodell's Sacrifice
8. Need I Say More?
9. Shameless Self Promotion
10. How I Spent My Lockout
TJ Johnson can be reached through telegraph, ESP, Spanish interpretor, or via email: firstname.lastname@example.org. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter if you want to see him mock "the man." He assumes you are following It’s All Over Fat Man on Facebook and Twitter, but if you are not, that’s nihilistic, man.