As I was navigating traffic between downtown Denver and the Tech Center the other day, I found myself with some time to kill.
That is to say I was stuck in traffic.
Rather than complain--or worse, tune in to 104.3 The Fan--I decided to do what any Broncos fan would do when faced with a similar crisis.
I started reading bumper stickers.
Here are five that I saw.
I'm quite sure I'll have more for you in the future.
#1 - The Tebow Devotional
# 2 - What's Important In Life
# 3 - Raiders High School
# 4 - Never Ever Forget
# 5 - A Proud Homeschool Parent
TJ Johnson can be reached through telegraph, ESP, Spanish interpretor, or via email: firstname.lastname@example.org. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter if you want to see him mock "the man." He assumes you are following It’s All Over Fat Man on Facebook and Twitter, but if you are not, that’s nihilistic, man.