You Got Served

You Got Served by Ted Bartlett

Why John Elway should stop talking

When I write a long column, I number my different topics and always retire Number 7 for John Elway.  I've seen that done by others, here and there, and I always think it's cool to be the guy who started it.  As a player, John Elway's career was amazing, and he's very well-deserving of having his greatness honored in whatever little way that people like us can do it.  I advocated for the hiring of Elway to a front office role, and I was glad when it happened, but I have to tell you, I'm troubled with what I've been seeing from him.

I have no doubt that Elway is a smart guy, and I have little doubt that he can be a good front office guy.  I keep hoping that he'll stop with the media blitz, and that he realizes that it's inappropriate, but there doesn't seem to be an end in sight.  I listened to Brian Xanders on Sirius NFL Radio last night, and he's been at it too.  It seems like they want to be the public faces of the Denver Broncos, and this is a huge mistake.  The front office should speak to the media sparingly, and only in the offseason.  Otherwise, they severely risk handcuffing the Head Coach, who is essentially required by NFL policy to be the public face of the team.

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On Bubbles (and I don’t mean that dude from The Wire)

A Navy buddy of mine named Billy Gamble recently asked if I thought there would be a lockout that would affect the 2011 season.  He couched the question in terms of his own outrage with paying $8 for a beer, and I think that's a fairly common and reasonable fan reaction:

I spend a lot of money on football, so what the hell is the problem?  Why would there even be talk of a lockout?  Isn't there enough money coming in right now for everybody to get a fair piece?  I mean, come on, 8 freaking dollars for a beer?

The short answer is, no, I don't think there will be a lockout that causes any games not to be played.  It's possible-to-likely, though, that a lockout occurs which delays the start of the new NFL year, and makes things which are normally orderly, like free agency and offseason workouts, a bit chaotic.

I decided that I'd talk extensively today about NFL economics, and move from that into a discussion about the real issues in this collective bargaining negotiation.  As usual, my assumption is that my readers are smart enough to understand all of this, but I realize that there may be some detailed questions which you may have. I'll be glad to answer those in the comments.

First, let's talk about some accounting concepts, at a really basic level.  This is obviously what I do for a living, and it can get very complicated, but, for now, I'm only going to touch on stuff which frankly everybody should understand, and which a shocking number of people misunderstand.

The first key term is revenue, which is the top line of any income statement.  Revenue simply means gross income received for goods and services.  The $8 for the beer, the $200 for the ticket, and the $1 billion that DirecTV pays each year for Sunday Ticket rights all end up as revenue.  All current-term and future cash inflows related to business operations become revenue.

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You Got Served - Championship Weekend

Happy Tuesday, friends!  Step up to the buffet for a serving.  This is going to be shorter than in some weeks, because I’m putting more effort than normal into the next edition of Fat Camp.  That’s going to be about NFL economics and how they affect the CBA negotiations, and as you can imagine that’s not a topic that can be covered in any value-adding way without writing a lot of words, and doing a lot of research about it.  I could have included it here, but I wanted to publish it under separate cover for a few reasons.  Honestly, I'd already started working on it over the weekend, but I’m tabling it for the time being so I can bring you YGS as regularly scheduled.  Let’s get right to it.  Ready…. BEGIN!

1.  Sunday’s games were both excellent in the end after having started off in lopsided fashion.  I think what that tells us is that each of the four teams was worthy of being there.  Here are some thoughts from the Packers-Bears game:

a.   I’m such a smart analyst that I thought the Bears would be a 4-12 team this year, but they played much better than I'd expected them to.  When I said that, after their lucky/undeserved win against Detroit in Week 1, their offensive line looked so atrocious that I couldn’t imagine them having a good season.  A lot of credit goes to offensive line coach Mike Tice for shuffling his group and putting them in the best position to be successful.  A key was realizing that Chris Williams is much better at Left Guard than he is at Left Tackle - just like Oakland experienced with Robert Gallery. Yeah, you used a first-rounder on the guy - but if he can be solid in a new spot, and he’s lousy in the one you drafted him for, you move him to where he’s solid, and get the most you can out of the guy.  It still makes me chuckle that when I was a newish rank-and-file poster at MHR in the spring of 2008, I was getting hit HARD for publicly preferring Ryan Clady over Chris Williams.  I was the guy who didn’t know what I was talking about.  Everybody LOVED Chris Williams and Earl Bennett, and Denver was going to become Vanderbilt West, and the winning tradition of the Commodores would be transplanted into the Broncos.  Or something.

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You Got Served - Divisional Weekend

Hello, friends, and welcome to the new news.  I'm very pleased to be joining the outstanding team here at IAOFM, and I'm ready to do my part in making this the best football site on the internet.  With the group of writers we have in place, I feel that that is an attainable goal.  Thanks in advance for your support of my work.

Have you noticed how NFL Insider has become a job title in sports journalism?  Adam Schefter is the NFL Insider for ESPN.com.  Adam Schein is the Jets Insider for SNY.  With the popularity of reality TV, it seems like everybody wants to be inside the thought processes, and backstories of every event.  Even the normally mundane events, like a car ride from DIA to Dove Valley for a coaching interview, are getting shared with fans.  In that spirit of transparency, and reader-friendliness, I granted an interview to an intrepid journalist, who wanted to know about my Decision to join IAOFM.

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Information From My Eyes

Happy Tuesday, friends, and welcome to Information From My Eyes.  MHR people will recognize that title as something I used for sections in my old Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations posts.  The title refers to a phone survey about sports blogging I participated in with a Penn State journalism student last year.  The guy asked me where I get my information, meaning what websites.  I guess in his mind, bloggers find information from “professional” writers, and repost it.  I got a little annoyed with the poor kid, and told him my information came from my eyes.

I think Information From My Eyes is apropos of my whole Tuesday article though, particularly in the regular season, because this is going to revolve around games I watch on Monday nights.  Normally, I come home and watch 5-6 recorded Sunday afternoon games, and then the Monday night game live.  That’s what I did tonight.  Of course, as we get into the offseason, there will be less to watch, so I will probably go back to regular season game video for that analysis.

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Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations

Happy Tuesday, friends, and welcome to the triumphant finale of Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations on MileHighReport.com.  I'm obviously excited for my new venture, but I'm a little sad to have just typed that sentence.  The feedback I've received has been very positive, and I particularly thank those who emailed me offline with encouragement on my new direction.

For today, I'm still very proud to be part of the staff of the best Broncos site in the world, and tomorrow, I'll be just as proud to be an alumnus of it, and a branch from the John Bena tree.  (More branches are coming, trust me on that; quality like we have on this site breeds it.)  Taking my MHR responsibility very seriously, and recognizing that some might not care a whit about my new site, I am going to hold off on the details of it for now, and include it as a postscript to this ST&NO, for those who are interested.  Those who aren't can simply skip it, and not feel like I subjected them to undue pain and suffering.  I think that's a fair deal, and I'll assume by your silence that you assent to its terms.

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Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations

Happy Tuesday, friends, and welcome to Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations.  I am writing this lead-in on Black Monday, and I'm still not in a very good mood, as you can imagine.  I'm going to try to make the best of it, and drop a good column despite the bad feelings.  We'll see, because I still haven't watched this infuriating game a second time yet.  No guarantees.  For now, let's get on with it.  Ready..... BEGIN!!!!

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Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations

Happy Tuesday, friends, and welcome to another edition of Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations.  Christmas is coming - and I, for one, am hoping for a much more joyous holiday season than I experienced last December.  All I got for Christmas last year was the Broncos' historic collapse, and all I had to give was the one scenario that could possibly be worse than the season-ending Chargers game (it involved hypothetically cutting an apple, slipping, and stabbing myself in the groin WHILE watching that game).

I'm not much for moral victories, but today in Donny Deutschland, I will talk about why I feel better about Sunday's loss than I have about any Broncos loss in years.  There's no time to waste, so let's not waste any time.  Out of the echo chamber, and into the fire, y'all.  Ready..... BEGIN!!!

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Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations

Happy Tuesday, friends, and welcome to another edition of ST&NO.  After being sick last week, and running an abbreviated version on Wednesday, I am back in full effect this week.  I feel kind of like Stringer Bell in season 2 of The Wire, when Avon Barksdale was locked up, and their supplier cut them off.  Stringer said he needed to put out a smoker to hold the towers, and I feel like a smoker is similarly needed this week with ST&NO.  After all, I can't really do what Stringer actually did, when he couldn't get his raw dope, and change the name.  Nobody is going to read a column called Death Grip, you know?  (Really, I don't know what kind of drug addict would buy dope called Death Grip, but that's neither here nor there.)  Anyway, here comes the high test stuff, with the same name as always.  So fill up your coffee, get comfortable, and let's get right to it.  Ready.... BEGIN!!!

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Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations

Happy Wednesday, and welcome to a day-late, dollar-short version of ST&NO.    First of all, big up TJ for working hard to bring in his outstanding The Dude Abides... Stats That Don't Lie in a day early.  I am a bit healthier on Tuesday as I write this, and I am going to see what I can get cranked out in one day, with moderate sneezing, and a heavy Day 1 of close workload in that pesky day job.  I didn't take notes, and I didn't remember to record the Broncos game, so I am without a lot of detail this week, and will need to speak more generally than usual.  No time to waste, so let's not waste any time.  Ready..... BEGIN!!!

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