I’m sorry, folks. I haven’t refilled the trough in quite awhile, and you must be starving for some Broncos trivia. Perhaps I could throw you a meatball to make up for it, but that’s just not how I operate. Plus, it’s only Thursday so you’re much less likely to be hungover than perhaps you will be tomorrow? I’ll have another edition of the Trough tomorrow, and a somewhat easier one, at that.
But today’s trivia is tough, and it will likely favor the older readers here at IAOFM. Quite frankly, this question would kick my butt. Seventeen different players have returned punts for touchdowns as Broncos (only four of them have done so more than once). How many of them can you name? As always, click below for the quiz and post your scores in the comments (No peeking or cheating!). Good luck, you’ll need it!
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Fat Man blogger TJ “The Dude” Johnson posts The Dude’s Mail Revue on Thursdays, in which he takes your questions about the state of the Denver Broncos. Got a titillating question? Put a dollar bill into the Dude’s G-String and he might answer your question—after bowling practice.
TJ, we’ve only played 5 games of a 16-game schedule. I don’t know why everyone is getting so carried away. So we’ve lost to the Colts, the Ravens, and the Jaguars. The record of these three opponents is 10-5. If we can get the Jets this weekend, we’ll be sitting at 3-3 with all of our division games remaining. I could see us going 5-1 in the division easily. That’s 8-4. And then all we have is Houston, Arizona, San Francisco, and Saint Louis. We could win at least two of these games. That puts us at 10-6 and into the playoffs! This is going to happen.
—Juan Ebna, Beaver, Utah
Good Morning, Broncos fans! In addition to the players who have already been ruled out (Brian Dawkins, Robert Ayers, Andre’ Goodman, Darcel McBath and Wesley Woodyard), Knowshon Moreno and Demaryius Thomas did not practice due to injury. Andre Brown missed practice due to illness, while Mario Haggan and Spencer Larsen were limited participants. The Broncos added LB Lee Robinson to the practice squad. Robinson had been a 2009 UDFA signee for Denver before being on the practice squads of the Cards and Bucs.
No one needs to ask if it was a tough Sunday for Broncos fans. Getting pounded that way after finding a way to beat Tennessee on the road, with rushing numbers that were violations of the obscenity laws is a hard row for any fan to hoe. Even so, there are things that you can find a way to see improvement in, and there are some things that you can’t help but recognize as better than you probably feel right now. Feeling better? Even with all the hurt from this game, if that’s hard to swallow, take a moment and consider these...
The Broncos entered the game in the top half of the league in rushing defense through four games, while not allowing any rusher to top the 100-yard mark. In a matchup of squads that pride themselves on being physical, those stats didn’t hold up.
No, those stats didn’t hold up at all. In fact, Denver gave up 233 rushing yards and 4 rushing TDs. Ray Rice had 133 of them himself with a 4.9 ypa. How do you get to feeling okay about that?
Note: Each Wednesday, we take a look at a critical coaching decision from the prior week’s game that had an impact on the final score—from a statistical point.
It is rumored that during the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon yelled to his generals, “We get the ball to start the 2nd half!” Of course, we all know how that ended. I don’t have the stats from that game, but I think the French missed a late field goal and turned the ball over 3 times, while committing stupid penalty after stupid penalty.
Fans also love talking about getting the ball to begin the 2nd half—thousands of times in front of thousands of televisions across America. It’s uttered so much, in fact, that one might assume that getting the ball to start the 3rd quarter was worth actual points.
Unfortunately, opportunity just isn’t enough in the NFL. You still have to score.
Good Morning, Broncos fans! The Broncos waived defensive lineman Jeff Stehle yesterday, who had been on the practice squad. But really, the biggest news is that NFL player agent Josh Luchs has come clean about paying college players while recruiting them as potential clients. This story printed just weeks after Charles Robinson of Yahoo! wrote that Elvis Dumervil’s agent Gary Wichard was being investigated under similar allegations. In fact, Wichard is prominently featured in the SI article, along with none other than Mel Kiper. Obviously, this is a must-read article, full of interesting details and names, if perhaps not much of a shocker.
The Broncos are stacked.
Unfortunately, they are a little top heavy.
Like the guy at the gym who only works his arms, the Broncos have some gigantic biceps.
If they could only work on those chicken legs before they go puffing out their chest.
This week’s stats are going to show you what you already know. The Broncos can pass, but they can’t run. However, even the numbers are misleading (lying, you might say?). Most of these passing yards are hollow because the Broncos have been playing from behind in all of their games.
Either way, you’ve come looking for the stats, so you’re going to get them. Strong. Long. And ready to get the friction on.
When Josh McDaniels ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
And right now, Belichick’s apprentice is pretty pissed off.
That’s because the Broncos, despite being larger at the buffet line, can’t win at the line of scrimmage.
McDaniels even went so far as to question the Broncos’ mental toughness.
He should. After watching film of Sunday’s game, I’ve become convinced the Broncos are physically tough. When they are man-on-man, they can block. The Ravens didn’t destroy the Broncos physically Sunday when Denver ran the ball.
But one mental error—which is translated physically—can break down an entire play.
And McDaniels, if he’s willing to admit it or not, would probably tell you that sometimes the defense just brings more guys than you can block.
Good Morning, Broncos fans! Unfortunately, there was plenty of bad injury news yesterday, although perhaps not as bad as originally thought. Robert Ayers may only be out for six weeks with a broken foot after an earlier prognosis of 2 to 3 months. Brian Dawkins is out at least two weeks with a strained knee ligament. Andre’ Goodman, Darcel McBath and Wesley Woodyard have already been ruled out of Sunday’s game as well. Meanwhile, Mayor Hickenlooper has officially declared this an Orange Sunday as the NJ Jets come to town. Unfortunately he didn’t also declare it a Level One People Must Stand And Cheer On Key Defensive Plays Sunday, but perhaps that was implied?
There’s nothing quite like getting your hat handed to you, is there? When you get an old-fashioned whipping, you take it and move onward. There’s a good point in working out what went wrong - there’s no point in taking it too far. This was one of the top teams in the league, fresh off whipping the Steelers in Pittsburgh. They look and play like one of the best, and right now, they are. Denver? Not yet. Surprised? You shouldn’t be.
I mentioned this week that of the 53 players on the active roster of Denver in 2008, 32 of them couldn’t even get jobs in the league, playing ball. That means that you’re realistically looking at between 40 and 50 new players, and not all of them are going to be with the team in three more years, either. Some of them are band-aids - I see Jamal Williams that way, and it bothers me that we didn’t fill in a young NT, but that’s the way the draft goes. Or, is it?