Tim Tebow Random Quote Generator

Ever wish you had a hundred or more Tim Tebow quotes in one place?

Wish no more.  Game on.  Welcome to our new Tim Tebow Random Quote Generator (TTRQG).  For a new Tebow quote, simply click on the button called "Work Harder," because, after all, you don't deserve another quote from Tebow if you're too lazy to click.

Yea, though you walk through the valley of the shadow of Oakland, you will fear no evil, for Tebow art with you.  

Enjoy this crack pipe after the jump.

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The Tebow Billboards - Part Deux

If you didn't notice on Tuesday, my billboards changed the entire course of the Denver Broncos.

That's right, my billboards from last week were the primary reason John Fox made the change at quarterback.

What?  You don't agree?  Well, blame it on Kyle Orton's 21.0 quarterback rating if you want to, but I know I played my part.

I was just getting warmed up, too.  Here's another round of Tebow billboards on the house.

Feel free to enter your own billboard slogan in the comments below, but be warned:  you might put your eye out.

Or worse, you might pull a groin.  Then were will you be?


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The Daily Lard 10-13-11

Good Morning, Broncos fans! In his latest Walkthrough, Mike Tanier reimagines the Denver QB change and the Peyton Hillis saga in Cleveland, among other dramas. Plus, he diagrams the final play from Sunday's game and says it was all about Knowshon Moreno's excellent pass blocking. But of greater interest to us, Tanier offers his take on the whole Orton/Tebow thing - he believes John Fox should have started Tebow from Week 1 of the preseason, and that he instead went with Orton out of stubbornness and needed Orton to be a resounding success to get away with it.

Meanwhile, Tanier is sticking with his evaluation that Tebow will not make for a good pro quarterback, and he writes that none of Tim's passes Sunday were on time, and that all followed some confused backpedaling. But he does point out that designed runs were quite effective with Tebow and leaves open the possibility that the young QB's "running and his intangibles make him a viable quarterback." Tanier also stresses that Mike McCoy must tailor the Denver offense to highlight Tebow's strengths rather than try to foist the offense as operated by Orton upon Tim. Ultimately, Tanier just wants to be able to write about either the Broncos' future with Tebow or which QB they'll be taking come April - and a long look at Tim starting next week is the only way to get there. Sounds good to me.

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Broncography: Mitch Unrein

Sometimes, living in a small town gives you things that you have to wrestle with. In Eaton, Colorado, population 2,690, life is pretty much what it’s always been in small towns. They publish the school lunch menus in the local paper each week next to recipes from Eleanor’s Kitchen, and the yearly Eaton Days of early July are named after a pioneer in irrigation who used the waters from the foot of the Rocky Mountains to turn the arid plains into abundant farms and agriculture and who settled in that region.

The Farmer’s Market runs from June to early October and features all the normal events - sidewalk chalk art, foods both organic and otherwise and local musicians all are part of the annual happening. Not much changes, and little of it changes quickly. But the hard work ethic that permeates many of the small-town agricultural areas also infuses the young men who hail from there and the sports that provide much of the small town entertainment are as much a part of the landscape as the high-plains winds that scrub the fields and the crops that fill them in the summer and harvest seasons.

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The Daily Lard 10-12-11

Good Morning, Broncos fans! In reviewing film of Broncos/Chargers, Andy Benoit says no Denver defenders stood out consistently, and that the mistakes of Von Miller and the young secondary were glaring. On offense, Benoit writes that the wide receivers were more to blame than was Kyle Orton for their first-half woes, although he does say the change at halftime to Tim Tebow was the correct decision. Plus, he was very impressed by the offensive line's play in the running game, especially that of J.D. Walton.

Khaled Elsayed disagrees with Benoit regarding the lack of impactful play on defense, as Elvis Dumervil had a whopping nine pressures on 36 pass rushes for his first real impact on the season, but he agrees that Rahim Moore and Quinton Carter sure did look like rookies out there. As for Orton/Tebow, Elsayed writes that the former was "beyond terrible" and the presence of the former presence "seemed to galvanize" the Broncos.

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You Got Served: Tebow Time

Happy Tuesday, friends, and welcome to another edition of You Got Served.  Not much of interest happened over the weekend, so I’ll probably just keep this boring and unprovocative, like everybody does on a slow news day.  How about them Texas Rangers?

I guess there’s the little matter of Tim Tebow getting some action, and being named the starting QB today, so I suppose I’ll touch on that a little bit.  It hasn’t gotten enough attention, so why not give it some?  Ready… BEGIN!!

1.  The Broncos did the only thing they could do on Sunday, and that’s bench Kyle Orton.  He has played poorly this year, and he lost the QB job after an ample amount of time to turn it around and show better results than he did.  There’s no reasonable defense that can be made of his play, and no rationalization about anybody else will stand up.  Isolating Orton’s play, there was simply a lot to be desired.

When Tebow entered the game on Sunday, he was joining a completely flat team, and they got energized pretty quickly on both sides of the ball.  I don’t know if we can attribute that all to Tebow’s entrance, but I think it’s the most likely cause.  I will definitely say that I think the offensive group competes harder when Tebow is in the game than they do when Orton is in the game.  The 3.5 games we've seen of Tebow tell me that that is the case, when measured against the 33.5 Orton games.

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Tim Tebow named starting QB for Broncos

According to Josina Anderson, the Denver coaching staff have indeed told their players that Tim Tebow will be the starting quarterback going forward, and Mike Klis has confirmed the news for the DP. Tebow will make his first start of the season in Miami on October 23rd following this week's bye.

Here's video of John Fox speaking about the change after practice today; more reaction from around the web after the break...

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The Daily Lard 10-11-11

Good Morning, Broncos fans! So, it sounds like John Fox will name Tim Tebow the starting quarterback today, because what else can he do? The cat's out of the bag, and Kyle Orton has been terrible. As Andy Benoit sees it, Fox is in a very difficult position, and he writes:

In truth, Fox and his staff know that a gameplan full of quarterback draws and screen passes can work in improvisational fashion, but not against a defense that will have seen it on film and prepared accordingly. This logic won’t register with a lot of Bronco fans. All they know is that Tebow came in and showed grit, had that “It” factor and gave the offense a spark.

He's right. The very same Tebow that played on Sunday is not going to win many NFL games, folks (if any). Sure, we can confirm our biases by citing the QB Rating of someone who threw nine passes (plus one spike) in two quarters of work, or point to the energy of the team and the crowd, but honestly this is what happens anytime a backup QB takes over for someone as unpopular as Orton has become in Denver. Everyone goes nuts, and the result doesn't even matter - because the guy "gave us a chance." Let's just go over what throws Tebow actually made on Sunday...

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Vickerson to IR; FB Quinn Johnson claimed off waivers

The Broncos made a few roster moves today, placing DT Kevin Vickerson on IR with an ankle injury and replacing him on the roster with FB Quinn Johnson, whom they claimed off waivers from the Titans. Denver also waived RB Brandon Minor, who had been on IR. Johnson is a third-year player from LSU who spent his first two NFL seasons with the Packers, who selected him in the fifth round of the 2009 Draft and dealt him to Tennessee in September for an undisclosed draft pick. Johnson has appeared in 24 NFL games including four this year and caught two passes for 17 yards against the Broncos in Week 3.

Meanwhile, John Fox today said there's a "strong likelihood" he'll make an announcement tomorrow regarding the Broncos' QB situation - presumably that Tim Tebow will be the starter going forward. Also, rookie RT Orlando Franklin left the team today to mourn the loss of his younger brother.

Chewing the Fat: Week 5 - Broncos vs Chargers

The IAOFM staff discuss the Denver Broncos' 29-24 loss to the San Diego Chargers. Denver goes three and out on the first drive of the game

Ted: Marv Albert's toupee looks particularly striking today

TJ: I promise not to beat up Kyle too bad today, at least for one series. Kyle said on the pregame that they were going to run the ball with authority

Doug: Oh yeah? How? Oh, by using 3 tackles apparently

Ted: I think that SD's DL isn't so good this year. Decker needs to catch that pass

TJ: Well, this game could have started better

Doug: Yeah we can't afford to be losing the field position battle so badly - to anyone

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