Better late than never. That was the theme for much of last season in Denver, but one that didn't figure to carry over to 2012.
Yet, it took quite a while (about twenty minutes' worth of game clock) before John Fox and Mike McCoy got the memo.
You know, the one that says Peyton MF Manning is now their starting quarterback.
We spent much of the past several months laughing off quotes from Fox and McCoy that suggested the 2012 Broncos offense would be a blend of those run by the Manning-led Colts and the sleep-inducing run-heavy affairs the two coaches grew fond of when their starting QBs were named Tebow, Delhomme, Clausen, and Peete.
Two roads diverged in a wood.
I took the one Tracy Porter traveled by.
And that made things completely awesome.
There was this other guy named Peyton Manning, of course.
He got his 400th (and 401st) career touchdown pass as a Denver Bronco. He also took a no-huddle chainsaw to the forest of Steelers defenders and cut his own path.
The deafening sound you heard wasn't the chainsaw, though. It was the sound of 76,823 maniacs screaming their team to victory.
Because nothing screams football like a drunken limerick:
I awoke a wee drunk this morn.
It was God I beheld reborn--
not in Tebow's charm,
but in Manning's arm.
It was better than watching porn.
Take your own shot below. Week 1 is upon us!
Enjoy the game everyone, and Go Broncos!
Inactive for Denver are WR Andre Caldwell, RB Ronnie Hillman, LB Steven Johnson, G Philip Blake, DL Malik Jackson, G Chris Kuper, and DT Sealver Siliga.
Pittsburgh will be without LB James Harrison, RB Rashard Mendenhall, QB Charlie Batch, S Ryan Clark, T Kelvin Beachum, G David DeCastro, and DT Alameda Ta'amu.
Good Morning, Broncos fans! I had intended to kick off the season with an extremely thorough version of the Lard, but car issues (the third of our road trip) have us stuck in Beantown for what is hopefully a matter of hours.
Travel problems aside, it's been a great mental break for me, and Ted did a real bang-up job of keeping you posted on the news. I hope you've appreciated his fine work here as much as I have.
Anyway, we're just a few hours away from the early kickoffs on the first Sunday of the 2012 season. The Broncos have thankfully been spared the usual early road game as dictated by CB$'s coverage of the US Open men's final, so we (you) all get to enjoy a full day of football before watching the Broncos and the debut of PMFM without the distraction of other games.
Happy Saturday, friends. Doug will be back tomorrow, but for one last day, you're stuck with me. News-wise, it's the calm before the storm, but tomorrow, stuff's about to get real. For today, you draftnik types can watch some college ball, and start dreaming on this dude or that dude. I liked what I saw of Utah's DT Star Lotulelei last night, but hopefully, the Broncos aren't picking in the Top 5, and don't have a chance to take him. Let's start calling this stuff out - who do you like from the Saturday games?
For tomorrow's game, it looks less and less like James Harrison will play. That will rob the Broncos and their fans of knowing how Peyton Manning's neck will hold up to a hit from the greatest neck-tester in the world. It may be until the postseason before we know how the neck will manage a hit from Harrison, maybe later, if the Steelers don't make the playoffs, like I expect.
One of the goals that Von Miller has set for his sophomore NFL season is to improve both his run defense and pass coverage.
We’ve already looked at a run play where he showed that improvement - now let’s take a peek at some simple things that he - and the rest of the Broncos - have done to improve in pass defense.
13:39 remains in the second quarter of the preseason game against San Francisco, and the 49ers have scored a touchdown in response to 17 straight points from the Broncos.
If things go well this season, Denver will be facing a lot of obvious passing downs in just such a position - playing with a lead while the opponent tries to get back into the game. It’s 3rd and 6, and the 49ers have driven deep into Broncos territory - they’re on the 15-yard line, and they are seeking either a touchdown or a first down.
Happy Friday, friends. Doug's still vacationing, I'm still pretending to fill his shoes, and from the looks of our numbers, y'all are still reading us. Fridays are pretty awesome, so we're going to start with something that's extremely awesome. My favorite ESPN personality John Clayton, as you've never seen him before. (Unless you saw this video yesterday.
I knock ESPN, because they employ annoying jackasses like Clayton and Chris Berman, and because I think they generally underachieve despite massive resources. That's the best This is SportsCenter I've seen in a long time, though. Devil its due.
Who's excited for a full slate of NFL action this weekend? You know I am. Let's get to all the news that printed to fit.
Happy Thursday, friends. I'm an up-early, tired SOB today, after flipping between the Giants-Cowboys and Bill Clinton's speech last night. I had one thing on, and kind of watched the play-by-play of the other on Twitter. I like the Big Dog, and I like football too, so I wanted to catch some of both. It struck me how natural it felt to experience two events simultaneously, and how it's easy to forget that you couldn't really do that even five years ago. I'll be interested to see how the ratings looked for both things. The NFL played last night, instead of Thursday, because they didn't want to go up against the President's speech, but Clinton is a pretty big draw himself. I wonder how the ratings captures somebody like me, who watched both events.
In football news, the Cowboys had an impressive performance, and won 24-17 over the Super Bowl champion Giants. Tony Romo made key plays at big moments, and RB DeMarco Murray, WR Kevin Ogletree, and CBs Brandon Carr and Morris Claiborne impressed for the Cowboys. The Giants got off to a slow start offensively, and were hurt by an early Victor Cruz drop on third down, and a fumble by rookie RB David Wilson.
Trailing 24-10, the Giants scored a TD with 2:36 remaining, and had two timeouts and the two-minute warning. On third-and-1, Murray ran for a first down around left end, but a holding penalty was correctly called, giving the Cowboys 3rd-and-11, and a strong chance for a stop. Romo hit Ogletree on a 13-yard slant to effectively end the game. Give Romo and the Cowboys credit for making the plays they needed to make to win a game.