Ever have an argument with the missus and accidently slip and shatter a glass vase?
Happens all the time, right?
Brandon Marshall is particularly susceptible to slipping, despite being freakishly athletic. He just can't stop falling into glass. First it was a slippery McDonald's bag. Late last night, after a
profound discussion about John Rawls' Theory of Justice heated argument with his wife, he got all klutzy again. Unfortunately for the receiver known as The Beast, authorities had other ideas. From the Palm Beach Post:
Marshall was hospitalized last night and sent to the intensive care unit after being stabbed. According to a Broward County Sheriff’s arrest report, Nogami-Marshall said she stabbed Marshall in the abdomen with a kitchen knife out of self defense....Marshall initially tried to shield his wife from responsibility. When officers arrived at his Southwest Ranches home around 7:40 p.m., Marshall said in a sworn statement that the injury occurred when he slipped and fell on a broken glass vase. But officers did not find any blood in the immediate area to substantiate his claim.
Adam Schefter reported that Marshall's wife happened to miss his vital organs, so the wideout is expected to make a full recovery.
We can all be thankful for that, and, of course, for Marshall's attempt to "shield" his wife.
Good Morning, Broncos fans! Tim Tebow spoke with an Atlanta radio station the other day; he said it's a bit weird that there's now a statue of him in Gainesville, that throughout his high school career he'd planned on going to Alabama, and he's been working solely from under center (rather than out of the shotgun) all offseason long. Tebow also said he believes college athletes should receive bigger stipends, has a great relationship with John Elway, and believes he is working a lot harder than other players this offseason. Here's the podcast of Tebow's interview on 790 The Zone, along with a partial transcription.
UPDATED 4/28/11 - Wednesday marked the end of the Broncos' pre-draft visits, meetings and workouts, and as promised we've been tracking them all. The prospects are listed in groupings by position, along with their school, the nature of their reported interaction with the Broncos (whether it be a Dove Valley visit, private workout, Combine meeting, or reported interest) and the most recent source (with link) to confirm those interactions.
Happy Friday, Broncos fans! Apologies for the late Lard, but I'm off from work today and slept in a bit. As soon as I post this, I will get to work on posting a list of all the players Denver reportedly met with or worked out privately leading up to the draft. Best news of the day? Big Play Shay will be announcing both of the Broncos' second-round picks next week. Plus, be sure to read Jeffri Chadiha's excellent profile of Alabama's Marcell Dareus and this Sport Science video on Dareus that FiE shared with us yesterday.
Yesterday's pre-draft press conference from Brian "The Mind" Xanders and John "The Collar" Elway was better than nothing.
Xanders still doesn't tailor his jackets nor his penchant for malaprops. My favorite Xanders quote (aside from his propensity to simply call John Fox by his last name) from yesterday was the following:
"...we're in unchartered waters..."
Despite this, Xanders has an odd appeal to me: he's the anti-Joe Ellis. Under the buzzcut and the confusion, there just might be a savant. We'll soon find out.
Elway, for his part, could have used some gold chains. If you are going to show that much chest hair, you've got to come strong or don't come at all.
The Duke? How about the Disco Inferno?
Outside of these two observations we learned the following:
Good Morning, Broncos fans! John Elway and Brain Xanders hosted a pre-draft presser yesterday, covering all the usual topics from whether they want to trade down from #2 to whether there's a franchise QB on the roster. A few things that stood out: Xanders said the team's board included 190 players, almost double the 100 or so favored by ex-coach Josh McDaniels (and Bill Belichick, Bill Parcells, Scott Pioli, Tom Dimitroff - but what do those guys know about draft strategy?), which will surely spark a few this way is much better and McHoodie was an arrogant jerk columns in coming days. Xanders chalked up the bigger board to the possibility that this year's talent depth is greater, and that moving to a 4-3 defense presents more options (both ridiculous, perhaps he's learned to not totally throw people under the bus at his pressers?). Also, Elway mentioned that there are four or five players they're considering at #2 - figure they're Bama's DT Marcell Dareus, Auburn DT Nick Fairley, A&M LB Von Miller and LSU CB Patrick Peterson? Finally, Xanders mentioned that Steve Antonopulos will be in the war room - so Greek sat in on all the HC interviews, and now he's going to provide input during the draft? Interesting...
Happy Wednesday, friends. I had semi-limited time on Tuesday night, and there’s little compelling football news to write about lately, so I decided to break y’all off a little bit of Fat Camp. It also gives me a chance to mess around with the play design software that TJ bought. I’ve been doing mine in PowerPoint for the last few years, but this software has some cool features that will allow me to be more detailed.
Today’s topic is Passing Concepts vs. Blitz-Man Defensive Looks. I’m going to assume that it’s First and 10, inside the scoring area, which is a passing down, and a blitzing down. I’ll walk through some alignment concepts, as well as some play nomenclature, and finally some pattern and protection design.
Peep this first graphic, and take a moment to note all of the key things you know from looking at it, without looking past the jump. Feel free to write them down if you want, to measure how you did.
Good Morning, Broncos fans! It's nearly eight months away, but who's not looking forward to the return of Pouty Pants on December 11? Don Banks, Jason Cole and Joe Fortenbaugh all included that Week 14 tilt among their most notable meetings of the year. Granted, we're talking here about a matchup between a team that went 4-12 last year and another that lost to the eventual SB winners by a single score in the NFC title game - so it may not actually be much in the way of competition. But when considering the prospects of a 4-12 team for whom we don't even know who the QB will be, these are the things we have to look forward to, right? Man, if that doesn't call for an official Orange Sunday, then I don't know what does...
Here is the 2011 schedule; all times are expressed in Broncos Standard Time.
|1||Monday||Sep 12, 2011||Oakland Raiders||8:15 PM|
|2||Sunday||Sep 18, 2011||Cincinnati Bengals||2:15 PM|
|3||Sunday||Sep 25, 2011||at Tennessee Titans||11:00 AM|
|4||Sunday||Oct 2, 2011||at Green Bay Packers||2:15 PM|
|5||Sunday||Oct 9, 2011||San Diego Chargers||2:15 PM|
|7||Sunday||Oct 23, 2011||at Miami Dolphins||11:00 AM|
|8||Sunday||Oct 30, 2011||Detroit Lions||2:05 PM|
|9||Sunday||Nov 6, 2011||at Oakland Raiders||2:05 PM|
|10||Sunday||Nov 13, 2011||at Kansas City Chiefs||11:00 AM|
|11||Thursday||Nov 17, 2011||New York Jets||6:20 PM|
|12||Sunday||Nov 27, 2011||at San Diego Chargers||2:15 PM|
|13||Sunday||Dec 4, 2011||at Minnesota Vikings||2:05 PM|
|14||Sunday||Dec 11, 2011||Chicago Bears||2:05 PM|
|15||Sunday||Dec 18, 2011||New England Patriots||2:15 PM|
|16||Saturday||Dec 24, 2011||at Buffalo Bills||11:00 AM|
|17||Sunday||Jan 1, 2012||Kansas City Chiefs||2:15 PM|
As per the DP, the Broncos will open the 2011 season on September 12 at home against the Raiders on Monday Night Football. According to Klis, the Broncos will also host the NJ Jets in a Thursday night matchup. The full schedule will be released sometime after the top of the hour.