Tebowing was fun for about
zero five minutes. There's a new, more creative and at all more entertaining Tebow meme, and it's taking place over at ESPN.com in the comments section of Bill Williamson's post-Tebow column from Sunday night. You see, the media lovefest for Tebow was bound to create a massive backlash, and here it is, in the form of the equation X > Tebow, where X = wherever your funny bone wants to take it. (h/t Deadspin) A few gems:
Gigli > Tebow
sharting > Tebow
Leonard Nimoy's scrotum > Tebow
planking > Tebow
Nothing like getting millions of viewers sure that your roster is thinner than Karen Carpenter, is there? That was a full team effort on Sunday - nearly everyone played a role in how badly it went. That said, let’s start with a fun fact or two:
Going into the game against the Lions, none of Denver’s TEs had dropped a pass so far this year. Daniel Fells had been targeted 18 times, but only 11 of those were considered catchable, and Fells had caught all 11. That’s being consistent: Fells is looking more and more like a serious find. Add Julius Thomas’ pass catching to the mix (and keeping him healthy, although he had a drop against Detroit to break the TEs' streak) and you’ve got a very good starting two. Virgil Green has gone from a seventh-round afterthought to a key player late in the Miami game and may be that much needed third TE - I hope his injury isn’t severe, because he has been the better blocking TE. The TEs as a group have now caught 19 passes with just the one drop. That says a lot of good things about consistency and the talent of the squad. Denver has some good young talent, of which Fells in just his fourth season out of UC-Davis and Dante Rosario in his fifth year out of Oregon are the 'old men' of the group.
Good Morning, Broncos fans! Greg Gabriel believes it's pretty much time to move Tim Tebow to another position, if not now than sooner than later. Gabriel says that Tebow was blessed in his Florida career to have arguably the best players in the country surrounding him, and that with the offensive scheme, line and skill players at his disposal, Tim was bound to be successful there. A quick glance at Tebow's 2008 BCS Title team shows NFL starters Cam Newton, the Pouncey twins, Aaron Hernandez, David Nelson, Percy Harvin, Carlos Dunlap, Joe Haden, Brandon Spikes, and Major Wright, plus lesser NFL lights (but still in the league) Louis Murphy, Riley Cooper and Ahmad Black, among others. Gabriel states that this vast talent supply helped Tebow get away with his poor mechanics, and he writes:
He does not read defenses well, he lacks accuracy and he is too impatient to let plays develop. All things that are needed to be a good NFL quarterback. Denver has adjusted its offense to try and call plays to Tebow’s strengths, using the shotgun more and having some run/pass options.
Happy Tuesday, friends. I re-watched the Lions-Broncos game on Monday night, and then I started feeling ill. I’m not saying that one thing caused the other, but a case could definitely be made that it did. Anyway, I normally write my 5,000ish word articles on Monday night, and that fits into a very tightly scheduled week that has no slack in it. (People sometimes ask how I fit my writing here in with my day job and my MBA program – that’s how; schedule the hell out of it, and stay on schedule.)
Because I ended up going to sleep pretty early on Monday night and had nothing substantial written, I’m up early on Tuesday morning before work to deliver something. (I’m feeling better now.) It’s not going to be the typical YGS, but something is better than nothing, right?
I’ve decided that TJ is right, and I’m not going to fight it anymore. It’s not about football evaluation, it’s about recognizing an organizational decision. Tim Tebow won’t be the starting QB of the Denver Broncos next season, and I’m okay with that. As I’ve said a number of times, I’ve always been okay with that, even if I don’t find it preferable.
Good Morning, Broncos fans! Thankfully, we don't have to bother speculating on who will play QB on Sunday, because John Fox confirmed it will be Tim Tebow, although he didn't commit beyond that.
Meanwhile, Ryan Wilson of CBS Sports' Eye on Football reviews all of Tebow's throws, and he writes,
Tebow continues to struggle with identifying coverages, going through his progressions, and getting the ball out of his hands on time. Couple that with average arm strength, poor mechanics and inaccuracy issues, and you get a lot of bad football.
You knew this was coming, didn't you?
The Kyle Orton billboards have arrived. Orton never got any love in Denver.
Funny how a move to backup quarterback can suddenly increase a guy's popularity.
Enjoy, and please remember to take your blood-pressure medication if you don't have a funny bone, bleed orange and blue, or if you simply have high blood pressure.
The IAOFM staff discuss the Denver Broncos' 45-10 loss to the Detroit Lions
Doc: Should be a nice homecoming for Tebow. I hope he steps up into it.
Ted: I'll be curious to see what they do with the offense. The reports had it being completely overhauled, but I don't think Jay Glazer would be qualified to speak on that.
Doug: I also don't think anyone would be telegraphing this kind of stuff
Ted: No, definitely not. I have suspected that there would be some tactical changes, but you can't change everything in one week.
Doc: What do you make of Fox's comment on using college plays?
Ted: I don't know if that's what he said, or if that's Glazer's characterization of what he said.
Doug: So, not only is Denver only dressing two halfbacks, but only one fullback - Quinn Johnson inactive
Happy Halloween, Broncos fans! Unfortunately, it seems Tim Tebow & Co. got all their treats a week early, because yesterday was just one big trick - and the Lions just weren't fooled by Tim's winner costume in their 45-10 victory (box score). In fact, Detroit didn't follow the script properly at all, because their Scooby Doo-style unveiling of Tebow as a fraud came way too early in the show. Or, was it that Tebow turned into a pumpkin when struck by a more talented team? Because really, the Broncos looked like a bunch of headless horsemen yesterday.
Okay, no more Halloween puns. Last week we got 55 minutes of ugly from Denver, and yesterday wasn't really any better. Granted, Tebow for much of the game looked better than he had in Miami, but that's hardly saying anything at all. We can pin it on the coaches, on the offensive line, the receivers, the defense. But this is the NFL, and it's all about the quarterback - or wouldn't this team have started out 4-1 or 5-0 had Tebow been the QB from Week 1?
A day before Halloween, the Broncos dressed in orange.
They got smashed like pumpkins.
We knew ahead of the game that John Fox was going to feed his Frankenstein and implement a mish mash of several college offenses to attack the Lions and unleash the Tebow.
Instead he unleashed a nightmare. He got the same ugly first half as last week. It sent children screaming into the night.
The second half wasn't any better--no miracle catches, no onside kick recoveries, and no mental errors by the other team. Nada de nada.
Does it matter? Detroit brought guns. The Broncos got murdered.
Happy Helloween, Denver.
Enjoy the games everyone, and Go Broncos! Inactive for Denver are Brady Quinn, Willis McGahee, Rafael Bush, Quinn Johnson, Manny Ramirez, Tony Hills, and Derrick Harvey. For Detroit, QB Drew Stanton, DB Don Carey, RB Jahvid Best, T Jason Fox, WR Rashied Davis, DT Nick Fairley, and S Chris Harris are out.
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